Police: Men complaining about cold food threaten Palm Coast McDonald’s employee with gun According to a report, Jawan Davis and Jordon Dunn pulled out a gun at the window of a Palm Coast McDonald’s drive-thru after complaining their food was cold. Authorities said the men told the employee at the window to remake their food. […]
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Way To Go, Premier Labels And Tags
I suppose that something like this could probably happen to anybody, but I’m going to take a moment to delight in it because it’s happening to people who spend most of their time doing their best impression of a rudderless ship, drifting from thing to thing, just kind of doing stuff without any sort of […]
When Did It Become Such A Chore Not To Call 911 With Your Arse?
OPP detachment gets almost 2,000 accidental 911 calls, urges people to stop butt-dialling Officers had to respond to 1,965 accidental calls due to carelessness with phones, police say Clearly this is a thing that happens because just look at those numbers, but I can’t figure out how. I got my first cell phone in the […]
It Was The Engagement Of My Dreams
I hope that one day Carin will write about the sleep talking she’s been doing. Some of it has become rather elaborate and strange. For now it’s all talk, but at the rate she’s going, who knows. Maybe she could be Jenna Evans one day. Note to Carin: Please don’t be Jenna Evans one day. […]
If Anybody’s Going To Put A Stick To Someone Here It’s Going To Be Us, Said The Cops
I realize the answer is that I really don’t want to know, but I do sometimes wish I knew what went through people’s minds when these sorts of decisions are made. After being stopped by police for riding bikes with no lights, almost getting themselves hit while crossing a street and subsequently refusing to take […]
So He’s Good Then?
Let me make sure I have this right. The Conservatives bought advertising time on television stations so that they could show advertisements like this one that advertise all of the bad things that Justin Trudeau has done, and then tell us at the end of all of their advertisements that Justin Trudeau is not as […]
So Long, Tom Lorimer
This happened back in May so I’m sure some of you already know about it, but I had no idea until today when I randomly thought about the Whitestick website and popped over there for the first time in quite a while and saw this message near the top. In Memoriam On May 8th, 2019 […]
Stephen Woodworth Is Not An MP, No Matter What His Signs Want You To Believe
Allow me to answer Luisa D’Amato’s question. Some say Stephen Woodworth shouldn’t write ‘Re-elect’ on his signs Everyone wants to talk about Stephen Woodworth’s election signs. Don’t we have better things to discuss, Luisa D’Amato asks. Do we have better things to discuss? Yes. A lot of things are more important in the grand scheme […]
A Somewhat Negative Wrestling Notepad
Finally watched the Crockett Cup. Not a bad way to spend a few hours. Two most notable things for me were the tag team battle royal where one half of a team getting tossed didn’t eliminate the whole team (it should always be that way because it’s less clunky and more suspenseful) and the main […]
Leave It To The Bloc Québécois To Get Us Stoked For A Federal Election
It doesn’t exactly sport a whole lot of words, but the Bloc Québécois’ campaign song will at least get you pumped up for something unlike that garbage Conservative one. If somebody wanted to tell me it was blaring in a war room, I might even believe him.
