We Said The Food Would Be Fast. We Never Said It Would Be Warm

Police: Men complaining about cold food threaten Palm Coast McDonald’s employee with gun According to a report, Jawan Davis and Jordon Dunn pulled out a gun at the window of a Palm Coast McDonald’s drive-thru after complaining their food was cold. Authorities said the men told the employee at the window to remake their food. […]

When Did It Become Such A Chore Not To Call 911 With Your Arse?

OPP detachment gets almost 2,000 accidental 911 calls, urges people to stop butt-dialling Officers had to respond to 1,965 accidental calls due to carelessness with phones, police say Clearly this is a thing that happens because just look at those numbers, but I can’t figure out how. I got my first cell phone in the […]

If Anybody’s Going To Put A Stick To Someone Here It’s Going To Be Us, Said The Cops

I realize the answer is that I really don’t want to know, but I do sometimes wish I knew what went through people’s minds when these sorts of decisions are made. After being stopped by police for riding bikes with no lights, almost getting themselves hit while crossing a street and subsequently refusing to take […]

Stephen Woodworth Is Not An MP, No Matter What His Signs Want You To Believe

Allow me to answer Luisa D’Amato’s question. Some say Stephen Woodworth shouldn’t write ‘Re-elect’ on his signs Everyone wants to talk about Stephen Woodworth’s election signs. Don’t we have better things to discuss, Luisa D’Amato asks. Do we have better things to discuss? Yes. A lot of things are more important in the grand scheme […]

Leave It To The Bloc Québécois To Get Us Stoked For A Federal Election

It doesn’t exactly sport a whole lot of words, but the Bloc Québécois’ campaign song will at least get you pumped up for something unlike that garbage Conservative one. If somebody wanted to tell me it was blaring in a war room, I might even believe him.