Without even looking at him, you can tell that Timothy Odell is 60 years old. How? Because he’s still sending out his dick pics the old fashioned way. An officer with the Layton Police Department says Timothy James Odell went shopping at the Neighborhood Walmart at 1356 E. Highway 193 in Layton on the morning […]
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Dear Twitter
If you’re going to limit or suspend someone’s account, doing these two things would be nice. Let me know it happened. You have an email and a phone number for me. Try using them, would ya? There aren’t many reasons I want to hear from you, but this is one of them. Let me know […]
Nobody Honestly Thinks Eggs For Dinner Is Weird, Do They?
I don’t understand the “eggs for dinner isn’t weird, you’re weird for thinking it’s weird” commercials. Is eggs for dinner really a weird thing? I know tons of people who do that, and most of them are pretty normal. If eggs for dinner is weird, why do so many restaurants serve all day breakfast? I […]
The Rent Is Too Damn High
We were definitely not the happiest of campers when our rent went up by over $50 this year (largest increase I’ve ever seen), but apparently we ought to be counting our lucky stars that we have a decent place to live and don’t need to look for a new one. Guelph rental prices keep rising […]
Frozen? Naah. It’s Getting Pretty Hot In Here, Actually
Police said Cody Meader, 20, of St. Petersburg, entered the store around 2 p.m. Tuesday. He walked up to a display of merchandise from Frozen, picked a large Olaf stuffed animal, placed it on the floor and proceeded to rub himself against it until he ejaculated. Then he put it back on the display. Authorities […]
Leave Them Alone
If anyone has any good leaf blower or raking and bagging jokes, now seems like a good time for them. A drunk man filmed ‘thrusting’ at a pile of leaves with his trousers round his ankles has been jailed for eight weeks. Michael Golsorkhi, 26, abandoned the missionary position and scuttled away into nearby bushes […]
If You Live In Kitchener And Cockroaches Seem To Like You, You’re Not Alone And It’s Probably Not Your Fault
I was about ready to flip my lid on Friday when we found out that they were going to be treating our entire apartment building for roaches for the second time this year. When you’ve gone your whole life without ever having to deal with any sort of bug problem, that’s the kind of thing […]
Good Job, Steve!
I’m off to a fine start this morning. I put my shirt on inside out and then went to the kitchen to enjoy a cup of tea that I hadn’t remembered to pour water into. I did catch the shirt thing before I left to roam around the city with Carin’s mom and dad though, […]
Want To Join My Facebook Group? No? Too Bad!
The other night Carin was annoyed that somebody had, not for the first time, added her to a group on Facebook without any sort of warning or permission. I agreed that this would be irritating and then, quite reasonably I thought, asked if there was some setting that she hadn’t gotten around to changing. “No,” […]
I Bet This Doesn’t Work
I’ve had the WordPress app sitting on my phone literally for years and have never used it for anything, at least not anything I remember. So consider this me using it for something. Preferably for something that works. I’m not holding my breath. The damn thing already has me wanting to throw things. Admittedly my […]
