WWE CONSOLIDATES CREATIVE TEAM, BRUCE PRICHARD TO LEAD This makes sense. Both teams ultimately answered to Vince McMahon anyway, plus I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched nearly identical stories play themselves out at the same time on shows that are supposed to be separate and distinct. Why pay two sets of people […]
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
There’s A Whitewater Rapids Joke In Here Somewhere
Another dude has been caught slipping his baby mayo into the drink of an unsuspecting woman, but this time it’s not because he was trying to win her affection. Robert Tyson, 63, was found guilty last year of twice doing the deed to the water mug of a coworker he was having issues with. He […]
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
I’m sure it’s not the case and that most of the problem is with people who are assholes on a good day sticking out like even more of a sore dong than usual right now, but sometimes it feels like the last few months has eliminated our ability to be proper, decent, civilized human beings. […]
Smile, You’re ON Stolen Camera
I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but if you’re going to go into your neighbour’s garage and make off with one of his paint brushes and his fancy new security camera, maybe take an extra second to make sure that the camera isn’t on and streaming the entire time. Surveillance Video – Burglar Steals […]
Police Report Increase In Selfish Dicks
Social gatherings of more than 5 on the rise, police say Yeah yeah yeah. We all want to see our families and friends and to have the normal lives we had a few months ago. But we also have rules for a reason, even if some of them, like the one where public gatherings will […]
Boy Oh Boy Did I Ever Take It Hard AT The Craps Table Last Night
I don’t spend any time in casinos, but even so, most of the revelations in this video don’t surprise me. People do tend to be creepy and gross a lot no matter where they are. But who in the king hell are the ones who will sit at a gambling table and think gee, I […]
Beyond Crazy
I thought this Rick Wiles fellow was on to something here, but then he kept talking long after the first few seconds had elapsed. When you go to your favorite fast food restaurant, you are going to be eating a fake hamburger. You’re going to go to the grocery store and buy a pound of […]
Did Somebody Say McHumping?
This is an event that occurred. I don’t know what else to say. Do I need to say any more? Sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to the McDonald’s due to a report of “Male taking clothes off doing a strange dance, subject possibly on drugs.” A 911 caller also reported that “it looked as though the […]
Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned. You’re Grounded, Son
Yes, I know how it’s pronounced. But a fella named Jesus smashed up a church and you honestly think I’m not posting that? Police charged Jesus Jose Arellano with injury to real property. Officers said they found Arellano in the Oakdale Cemetary, which is across the street from Grace Moravian Church, on Tuesday. The Tiffany […]
21 Seconds
Like a lot of people, I cringed watching this the first time. that 21 seconds of silence felt like an eternity. Why can’t he just mention Trump, I thought to myself. Just do it, you coward! But in the end, I’m glad he didn’t. If we know two things about Trump, they are that he’s […]
