It took us nearly 17 years to get here, but here we are. We have no big plans to celebrate, but it’s certainly worth a mention. 10000 Posts is a pretty good accomplishment for a silly little blog, I think. Hopefully we’ll be around for 10000 more. But will the next 10000 take more or […]
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
You’ll Be Fine. It’s Exaggerated, Remember?
I can’t imagine there not being a dumb lawsuit over this at some point, because that’s generally what happens when dumb people like Phillip Dupaul do dumb things and then have to face the possibility of perhaps facing the music. Dupaul is one of those guys who won’t wear a mask because the pandemic is […]
He Is A Beavis And Butt-Head Episode Unto Himself
The substance of this article doesn’t much concern me. All I care about is why in the name of Geehosofat you would walk around calling yourself Spanky Wanken on purpose. I would wonder this on a normal day, but the old curiosity goes way up when you’re the Spanky Wanken from the Iowa Pork Tent […]
Emo Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
This very quickly took a turn I was not expecting. Hilarious. LYRICS: Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby shark! I didn’t think that I would die today. They smelled my bleeding wounds a mile away. It […]
TuneIn Might Want Some Of My Money
When last we talked about TuneIn Premium’s disappearing content, I said that when I published that post it was quite likely I was going to end my subscription. Well, I did. My final month ran out about a week ago, and yesterday I got this email from them. We really think you should give TuneIn […]
Here, Have A Video Of A Couple Hundred Five And Six-Year-Olds Singing Rockaway Beach By The Ramones
My elementary school choir never did anything like this. Colour me jealous.
Barf! These Ice Cubes Taste Like Coors!
This is one of those things I’m surprised doesn’t happen more often. Or does it but the rare part is the perpetrator being caught? Maybe it’s best not to think about it. Enjoy your night out. A nightclub patron relieved himself into a commercial ice maker early Saturday, according to Florida police who arrested the […]
Is That A Man?
In some ways, we haven’t come as far as we like to think we have on issues of race. It has proven, for instance, rather difficult to convince the police that refraining from murdering scads of black people is the right and honourable thing to do. But on the other hand, at least the days […]
If Let’s Dance And Enter Sandman Had A Baby
It would probably sound like this.
More Education Is Needed
I have no idea whether or not Christina King was on anything that morning, but if she was, it clearly contained the slow release version of whatever the active ingredient in dumb is. How else to explain why she would take the time to steal a driver ed car and then use it to follow […]
