Rules Grammar Change I’ve already been awake for 2 hours and this still made my head spin for a minute.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Talk About Multitasking!
Australia’s Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was recently stopped by police for speeding. Not only was he speeding, he was also driving the old stick shift if you catch my drift. But he wasn’t just playing the pink oboe either. He was also filming himself. Filming himself in a car full of drugs and a loaded …
Nice Work, Boys
I have great respect for anyone who is willing to risk life and limb on a daily basis to keep law and order in the world, but man, cops can be real shitheels sometimes. For example… A MINNEAPOLIS SWAT team busts into the home of an innocent family while trying to raid a different house, …
Buy Yourself A Bike And Some Grass To Ride It In
Things just keep getting worse for good old Igor Kenk. Now he’s not only facing the 60 charges related to the bike theft ring, but also a couple new ones based on the 7 kilos of weed they found in 2 of his garages. And in an update on the ring itself, total haul is …
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The Countdown Is On
Here’s some good news for a change, but I’m still gonna bitch about it. As of September 30th, Canada will officially have an active do not call list. All of the exemptions make it somewhat toothless, but it’s a decent first step. At the very least it’ll stop those pricks at Capital One from calling …
Greg Gaun?
Man, between that title and thefireonything from earlier, I’m sure a few of you would like nothing better than to beat my ass so I’ll stop the horrible wordplay. Actually, I’m sure there’s a pretty solid number of you that would love a chance to beat my ass for all kinds of reasons, but that’s …
More Fireony
I can admit when I’ve been beaten. it doesn’t happen much, but it’s happened today. Last night I posted a pretty good story about the flaming demise of a truckload of fire extinguishers. But today that tale was topped in spectacular fashion by the flaming demise of an entire fire station, as much of the …
I’m Speechless
Other than to say, just kill me now. Actually if I were this man, I’d probably kill myself at this point. Well, I’d either kill myself or ask that the police jail me for my own safety since I’m clearly not fit to roam free. Man reportedly scammed out of $7K by men he met …
Breaking And Entering Seems Like An Appropriate Charge
I can’t help but wonder how many housesthis guyhad to break into before he found what he was looking for. And if he only broke into that one, how did he know? According to warrants, 48-year-old Scott Gillis Murray, of Murray Road, allegedly broke into a home off of N.C. 110 on July 25 and …
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Another Victory For Grade 1 Science
Fragmenting Arctic ice shelf a sign of warming temperatures: scientist In related news, gravity holds things down, the sky is up there and rain contains drops of water. I’m pretty certain that Derek Mueller didn’t write that headline himself, but the way he carries on and on like he’s just discovered the cure for cancer, …