The News Blooper Videos For October And November

With all those hot lovers, no wonder the news is on Tinder now. And I wonder how that air fried turkey turned out. Is everyone ok? And here, because I didn’t get around to posting it at the time, is the video for October. I’ll warn you though: It’s the first time I ever watched …

This Is The Schlong…

I think it’s kind of weird that people feel the need to fill their homes with surveillance cameras that are constantly monitoring everything they do and potentially sharing it with the whole world because the security on those things can be pretty damn bad, but maybe it’s all worth it if you can catch one …

Clean Up Your Act, You Two

As a blind person living in a big apartment building, I sort of understand this. Only difference between him and I is that he’s calling just because his clothes were removed and I’d be calling to self-report the beating that I could not guarantee I would be able to refrain from giving to the person …

What Are You Doing, You Fuels! That’s Not A Safeway To Carry That!

Even after all these years, there are still times when I think to myself that if I see anything dumber than this today, I’ll be surprised. This is one of them. A man in Phoenix, Arizona, was taken to the hospital with serious burns after being found near a car that was also on fire. …

Your Home Is Not Your Home

Whenever we’ve flirted with the idea of buying a house or hear that someone we know is doing it, one thought always crosses my mind. I sure hope it doesn’t come with a homeowners association. Those things suck shit and should probably be illegal. I don’t think I’ve heard a single positive story about one …

Will You Act Now And Rush A Click To This Post?

IF I EMAILED MY PARENTS LIKE DEMOCRATS EMAIL ME I got a chuckle out of this. Yes, it says Democrats, but you can definitely substitute that for your party/advocacy group of choice, or at least that’s been my experience. I imagine the Republican ones are much crazier now, but I’ve been lucky enough not to …