Everybody Out Of The Pool

Here comes today’s damn near daily dose of UK retardedness. The Portsmouth city Council has come to the decision that, due to health and safety concerns,Kiddie pools now need lifeguards and insurance. Perhaps this shouldn’t be that much of a surprise considering this is also the same city that has asked people to obtain permits …

Our Father, Who Belongeth Not In Government

I was really disappointed to hear about the decision by Dalton McGuinty and the Liberals tokeep the Lord’s Prayer around as part of the day in the Ontario legislature. But if that part disappointed me, what I read next downright made me want to flip my fucking lid. Not only are they keeping the prayer, …

Dear Greg Twilly, My Bestist Friend Ever

This one’s for you buddy. I figured since you were nice enough to hijack the comments under this post in a pathetic attempt to make yourself feel better about your shitty favourite baseball team, the least I could do was give you a little something in return.Mariners Fire Whiffing Coach Fuck you very much, and …

This Vacation Is Gonna Be A Blast!

Who comes up with this shit? A new policy from the much loved and well respected US Transportation Security Administration states that people who refuse to present ID will no longer be allowed to board airplanes. However, if you say that you’d love to present it but you just can’t find it right now,that’s just …