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Carrollton, Texas Mayor Becky Miller has lived quite the life, the only problem is that she hasn’t. And to make matters worse, the Dallas Morning News has decided to call her out on it. the paper has been systematically debunking her various claims, among them that she used to sing backup for both Linda Ronstadt …
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I’ve got all the respect in the world for police officers, but when 3 of them can’t subdue an 82-year-old man in a hospital bed hooked to an oxygen tank without hitting him 3 times with a Taser, it’s time to find a new line of work, preferably one that never allows them to roam …
It’s amazing. Just when you start thinking that maybe the folks at the RIAA might be growing a clue, something like this hits the news. According to RIAA technology head David Hughes, digital rights management software is not dead, and even though the trend now is to sell regular mp3’s that people can use when, …
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Killed in a recent car accident [though unfortunately for joke tellers everywhere not one that involved a large drop] is 26-year-oldDeeceenda Hill.
A survey of 1000 individuals and 250 businesses reveals that 1 out of 3 employees has gone to work hung over and that many of them have been drunk on the job. I feel that this news is noteworthy for 2 reasons. First because the numbers sound a tad low to me, and secondly because …
I made ajoking mention of a friend of ours in my last post,which reminded me that I owe the guy a plug. So since I’m nothing if not a forgetful man of my word, here goes. Jason Dunkerley is not only a talented musician and top level Paralympic runner, he’s an all around good guy …
Being the punctual guy I am, I’m just now getting around to watching UFC 83. It’s been an historic show for a number of reasons. It’s the first time UFC has come to Canada and judging by the crowd it won’t be the last. It set a new UFC attendance record so yeah, they’ll likely …
New ‘Get The Fuck Outta The Road’ Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety
Angelique R. Vandeberg could find herself with a lot of time to sit in the corner and think about what she’s done. The 28-year-old woman is facing up to 3 years in prison for allegedlyshooting her 8-year-old daughter in the leg with a BB gun to win a $1 bet she had made with her …
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Carin’spenguin postreminded me of this old joke that I don’t seem to have posted here before. A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drove …
