I’m not sure why I decided to readthis story about Calgary’s new public toilet,but I did and its got me curious. One of the features built into the thing is a 9 minute warning in the form of a light letting you know that it’s time to move it on out. If you stay another …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
What Could Possibly Go Wro…Boom!
Quick question. Does the idea of a gas-pumping robot sound like a bad one to anybody else, or is it just me being silly? In case you’re wondering how the €75,000 technological miracle does its stuff, it has a database of vehicles, with their corresponding fuel cap designs and fuel types. Reuters elaborates: “A robotic …
Happy Birthday Carin And A Bunch Of Other Crap
So how’s everybody? Are you enjoying this weather? If your answer is yes and you live anywhere near me, you’re an idiot, plain and simple. I don’t like winter at the best of times, but things are really getting out of hand this year. One thing I’ve noticed though is that there’s a definite lack …
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That Guy Needs A Hug
If you’re having a bad day, stop complaining and start counting your lucky stars that you’re notthis guy. And in case anybody is curious, this definitely falls well within the fuck fuckity fuck fuck ouch category.
Haw Haw Haw, You Really Got Me There
You’d think that of all the people who should know that pretending to break into somebody’s house as a joke is a dumb idea, a police officer would be right at the top of the list, but apparently not. Perhaps the bullet the doctors had to dig out of his stomach will serve as a …
More Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie
A long time ago, I posted a list of things you’ll never hear in a western movie. Well, it turns out there are more of them, so… “As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against participating in that showdown in the middle of town. The liability issues are staggering.” “Well me, the construction worker, …
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I’m Tired, Here’s My Wallet
Are you one of those people who just can’t get up in the morning no matter what you do? Is the snooze button your best friend and worst enemy? Well friends, help, and possibly even financial ruin are at hand. For the low low price of $39.99, you can get your very own SnūzNLūz – …
Was There Nothing Else Going On That Day?
Car chases happen all the time, but rarely does it take2240 officers, 460 police cars and a helicopterto catch one guy, and nobody seems to know why this one did. But here’s the best part. After all that time and I guess effort, the guy wound up basically catching himself when he hit a bridge …
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We Do Not Run An Opinionated Blog
Beauty pageant dumps tarot card reading judge I know I shouldn’t, but I find it somewhat odd that an organization claiming to have no religious slant is getting so worked up over something so trivial in such a religious fashion. When you send somebody a letter saying “tarot card reading is witchcraft and is used …
Anatomy Of An Asshole
Charles Smith has begun his testimony at the inquiry looking into his work, and from the looks of things, he’s not doing much to up his standing in the hearts and minds of the public. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this piece of…work, he was, at one time, considered one of the …
