I was reading some new posts on the Mercury’sFrom The Editors blogwhen I stumbled acrossthis,which has me profoundly confused. On the night of November 10, 2007 we slashed five tires on three dump trucks at the Reids Heritage Homes facility on Hood Street. This was the first time we’ve ever done something like this. We …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Thank God
NHL approves new schedule format.And only 3 seasons too late. Honestly, I can’t figure out why they ever bothered changing it in the first place. The reason that was always floated around was that they wanted to create new divisional rivalries and strengthen existing ones, but anybody with a clue should have been able to …
Love And Marriage…And Plugs And Whining
Well, long time, no chat. I’d apologize for not being around a whole lot over the last little while, but to be honest, I doubt any of you really missed me all that much if you missed me at all. So where have I been? Well for starters, my sleep has gone to hell in …
I’ve Got A Bike, You Can Ride It If You Like
Robert Stewart, the man who earned himself a spot in his local sex offender registry after being caught engaging in a little…uh…um…pedalphilia,has been sentenced to3 years probation. Sheriff Colin Miller said: “In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one …
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This One Seems Too Easy, But What The Hell
Accused of embezzling nearly $20,000 from the company she worked for isMary Puccia Crook.
Don’t Download This Song
This, for lack of any better terminology, is fucking absurd. Why should it be the responsibility of college and university students to prop up the failing business models of multi-billion dollar corporations? And why should doing the sensible thing and not doing so be punishable by the revocation of all federal financial aid to all …
Which Is Lower, The Temperature Or Your IQ?
The Cool Cash lottery game has been pulled from stores in the UK after a number of complaints from angry customers whofailed to grasp how it worked. The game, unveiled late last month, required players to scratch off a window to reveal a temperature. If that temperature was lower than another figure shown on the …
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>Maybe We’d All Be Better Off If This Happened
>If Michael Mukasey doesn’t become Attorney General,I think Bush is gonna snap.
Playing With The Boys
I’ll take a moment to apologize for this one in advance. A little girl asked her mother: “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied: “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked: “If I can find …
Now That, That Is The Face Of Trouble Waiting To Happen
Every time I watch Jesse & Festus wrestle, I can’t help but wonder about something. If the whole point of the Festus character is that whenever a bell rings he either transforms into a crazed madman or back to being nice and calm, why doesn’t somebody on the other team just ring the bell when …
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