Does Stephane Dion really really really not want to ever be Prime Minister of Canada, or is he just an idiot? The answer has to be one of the 2, because I can think of no other reason why he would repeatedly say that if elected, he wouldrescind the Conservatives’ GST cuts because they aren’t …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
The Future Of Phone Sex
This videois hilarious, even if the idea isn’t as far-fetched as most of us would probably like it to be.
Total Nonstop Awful
I just saw the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen on a TNA program, and as anybody who watches that train wreck from week to week knows, that statementcovers an awful lot of ground.This might be old news to some of you, but I’m a couple weeks behind on my Impact watching so I didn’t get …
Yea! New Cover Letters!
A new batch of Cover Letters From Hell has found its way online, complete with misspelled words, hideous grammar, and my personal favourite, the guy who not only took the time to create a table detailing his likes and dislikes, but also decided to show off his comedic writing skills by making jokes about pictures …
I Want To Ride It Where I Like
I had no idea this was a crime and haven’t the foggiest clue why anyone would do it, but a UK man has been registered as a sex offender after being caughtfucking a bike. Robert Stewart earned himself a hearing at Ayr Sheriff Court following the incident last October when two “extremely shocked” cleaners at …
>Cancakes
>Society’s quest to cram everything imaginable into a time-saving box has taken another step forward with the release of theBatter Blaster.Yes, pancakes in a spray can. Add somepre-cracked eggs in a milk carton,and you’ve got yourself a true breakfast of champions. I’m not sure what’s more distressing, the idea of spraying an aerosol can over …
>May I See Your Burner’s Permit?
>I know we tend to rag on Britain a lot around here, but think for a few minutes about the idea ofcharging people £200 a year for a smoking permit,and then try telling me that you honestly don’t think they deserve it. I doubt this idea is going anywhere considering that the brains behind it …
Glad They’re Thinking Ahead
Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster
Shall We Head To The Graveyard Of Bad Ideas?
I need somebody to explain thisAnti-Groping Applithing to me, because I’m just not getting it. Snip from the article, which is trying but failing: The application flashes increasingly threatening messages in bold print on the phone’s screen to show to the offender: “Excuse me, did you just grope me?” “Groping is a crime,” and finally, …
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You’re All Gonna Hate Me For This
Q. What goes ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAA’?A. A sheep with no lips. Q. What do you call a fish with three eyes?A. Fiiish. Sorry, it’s just been way too long since I’ve done that. Besides, somebody said to me the other day that I needed to start posting more jokes again. I hope that man is happy.
