If you’re like us and enjoy reading about goofy or downright stupid things that people have invented, then you’ll probably get a kick out ofthis piece from Wired Magazineabout some of the dumbest things ever created. The article features among other things a human powered helicopter pogo stick, underwear with airbags in them, and glasses …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
All I Wanna Do Is Wipe My Bum
Let me start this off by saying that if it weren’t for ideas that sounded crazy but actually worked, our world would be a much different place than it is today. But that said, not every crazy idea turns out to be a good one, and as much as some may want to argue, sometimes …
How Long Until People Start Getting Addicted To The Shower?
Soap gives caffeine kick Here’s a free piece of advice. If you regularly feel so rushed that you find yourself having to choose between having a coffee or having a shower, and if you think even for a minute that Caffeinated soap might just be the answer to your problems, it might be time to …
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AttenTV: A Great Idea If You’re A Creep, A Loser Or Just Don’t Have Any Respect For Yourself And Your Privacy
Can somebody please tell me where the appeal is in this? I’ll break it down quickly for the benefit of those of you who don’t have time to read a long article. A new service called AttenTV allows people to download a browser plug-in that will record and broadcast their clickstreams for others to watch. …
I Apologize For Every Newfy Joke I’ve Ever Made
Honestly, I do. I’ve met a pretty good number of Newfoundlanders in my life, and almost all of them have been some of the nicest people you could ever hope to run into, and I don’t even mean with your car. And no matter what people say about them, I haven’t met a single Newfy …
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A Little Bit Of Topical Humour
A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll ya have?” The seal says, “Anything but a Canadian club.”
It’s Never Too Early To Start Your Christmas Shopping
This made me laugh so hard I almost cried. For $21.95 US, you can now get your very own Celebrity Butt Plug. They come in various styles, including George Dubya Tush, Parass Hilton, and the one I thought was most creative, Dingleberry Bonds. They write a good sales pitch too, so good that I almost …
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Good Point
Q. How many Gay Rights Activists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. a bulb shouldn’t have to change. Society should accept it as it is.
Things You Don’t Care About That I’m Telling You Anyway
Warning: Barby tagged me today, so long ass survey ahead. I won’t feel bad if you don’t read all of this. 1. What do you wish your name was?Hugh G. Rection. it would be good advertising. It would be false advertising mind you, but good all the same. 2. What is your favorite thing to …
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Meet The World’s Most Gullible Man
A Chinese man stopped having sex with his wife 17 years ago because a friend told him that he would live for 1000 years if he became a celibate vegetarian. What I don’t understand is this. If you can’t have sex and you can’t have hamburgers, why would you want to live that long? Oh, …
