Russian man divorces wife over pumpkin pie I have nothing to say other than that the quote at the end of this story nearly made me spit water all over myself.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
What A Bunch Of Boobs
This is just ridiculous. The Breast Cancer Society of Canada has rejected a large donation from a group called Exotic Dancers for Cancer because some of their other donors don’t support the charity having a connection to such a group. I can’t put into words how sad and pathetic it is that anyone would have …
I Did What?
For the benefit of those of you using screen readers, here’s a small tip about new blogger. When you visit a blog that’s using the new version, you might see something in the top frame that leads you to believe that you have somehow reported the site to Blogger’s administrators for deletion. You haven’t. Even …
Give Me A Hand
I can’t decide what the weirdest part of this story is. Is it that this guy stole a dead person’s hand and gave it to a stripper he met somewhere? Is it that this woman seemingly appreciated the gift? Or is it that nobody bothered to mention why this happened?
>Good To Know
>Actual newspaper headline I just saw: “Winter weather to bring snow, freezing rain and cold air”. Boy, am I ever glad I read the paper today. Seriously, this is the biggest development since the day I found out thatsnow tends to blow around more in open areas.Keep up the good work, fellas.
Volunteer?
It looks like the guy who wanted to tattoo breakfast on someone’s head has found himself a volunteer. Yes, I said volunteer, as in will not be getting paid for this. There’s no way I would ever allow anyone to do that to me, but at least the guy who has decided he will is …
Success!
Our first ever daily email update went out today with no problems. Yea us, and yeaFeedBurner! We’re still doing a little messing around to get the email to look exactly the way we want it to, and that involves playing with the RSS feed a little. You shouldn’t have any problems accessing it, but that …
This Is So Wacky
Apparently this is a real guide to overcoming the problem of masturbation that was put out by Mormons in the 1970’s. It is, as you would probably expect, completely ridiculous and quite amusing. 3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other …
Dear Buckley’s:
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Take That, You Sonofabush!
Deputy finds man punching shrub A 23-year-old Hilton Head Island man was charged with public disorderly conduct after a deputy observed him “in a physical confrontation with shrubs” at 8:27 p.m. Saturday at Carolina First, 401 William Hilton Parkway, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff’s Report. Responding to a complaint that a man tried to …
