I feel weird writing this post, since I haven’t actually been there for the whole time. But today, the VC is officially five years old! Five years? That’s a lot of time. Um wow! How things have changed. Back then, I wasn’t even around to stink it all up, except for when Steve and Matt …
Category Archives: birthdays
May I Speak To Stupid, Please?
Wow. I have to hope that this was Christopher Kron’s first burglary. That has to be the reason he would ignore a really loud burglar alarm, walk towards the cameras while stealing only a bottle of booze, answer the phone, and when it was the security company, give his real name, and when he managed …
Happy Birthday To You, Your School Is A Zoo, You Don’t Like Two Classmates, So No Party For You
This is ridiculous. Who would have thought a parliamentary ombudsman would be required to settle something to do with a kid’s birthday party? But after reading this bullshit, the ombudsman should be involved. A kid in Sweden wrote out invitations to invite who he wanted to *his* birthday party. Because he didn’t invite two kids …
Happy Birthday Dear Trixie And Company
Happy birthday to Tacoma, Tad, Talbot, Tarragon, Theda, Titan, Trooper, and of course, Trixie! It looks like, next to Trooper, Trixie got the best name of the bunch. In case you’re wondering, those are the dogs that make up Trixie’s whole litter. They were born April 9, 2005. Hopefully this birthday will be a lot …
Happy Birthday Carin And A Bunch Of Other Crap
So how’s everybody? Are you enjoying this weather? If your answer is yes and you live anywhere near me, you’re an idiot, plain and simple. I don’t like winter at the best of times, but things are really getting out of hand this year. One thing I’ve noticed though is that there’s a definite lack …
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Worst Band Names Of 2007
The part of The Onion that doesn’t make shit up has published a list ofthe worst band names of the year,but for some reason, Band.Zero isn’t on it. The list by itself is great for a whole lot of laughs, but in order to up the awesome, it comes with site links for about 99% …
Gimme One More Shot
Well holy shit it’s my birthday! I wasn’t even going to mention it, I was just going to let it slip by, because I’m not one to brag and stuff, and I’m starting to turn into my mom, not wanting to bring up my own birthday. I used to always look at her like she …
Hippest Birthday Ever
And that friends probably goes down as my lamest Title ever. Humblest apologies for subjecting you to it. Onward! So today is your third favourite VC writer’s birthday! Hizzah! Yes there’s been merriment abound today with well wishes, cards, a free lunch and so on. Not too shabby. I gotta tell you, though, that this …
Silly Jabberings on an Awesome Day
I don’t know what it is about awesomely sunny days, but they make me want to gabble about random things that usually I wouldn’t think are worth being posted. But since it is so awesome out, here goes, off into the land of my silly mind. I’m so glad to have that annoying census thing …
I Feel Like Writing, So I Will
How’s everybody doing? Me, I’m doing pretty well. I’m really enjoying the awesome weather we’ve been having the last little while, and I hope you all are too, unless you’re one of those people who for whatever reason is stuck somewhere with not so great weather, in which case allow me to say, hahahahaha! Ok, …
