I just learned something that I really didn’t want to know. Apparently you can rent sex toys. Yes, rent them, like you would a video or a car. If you’re interested, and judging by some of the stuff that shows up in our search results more than a few of you probably are, have a …
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What’s Up with That?
I’ve noticed lately when I hear commercials for dog and cat food, they talk about the taste. How it tastes better than ever, how it’s the best food ever taste-wise. My question is, how do they know? It’s not like you can ask fido or spot which food he likes better and get a definitive …
Ok, I’m Officially Creeped Out
I’ve seen a lot of crazy and disgusting things in my time, but I thinkthisis right up near the top. You’d think that with a title like “Natural Harvest Cooking: An inspirational collection of semen based recipes,” that “Cooking With Cum – The Book!” couldn’t possibly be for real. Well at least that’s what I …
You Are Here?
That’s right, we’re doing searches again. This one’s going to be fairly quick since a lot of this stuff makes fun of itself so I don’t have to say much. Thanks, as usual, go out to the deviants and generally insane people who make this all possible. I’ll warn you ahead of time, this is …
You Are Here
I really need to come up with an official name for this bit. If anybody has one, feel free to suggest it either on the comment boards or by email. It’s been a long time and a few people have asked about it so it’s time once again to make fun of people and the …
Did Somebody Say McHamster?
I bet it tastes like chicken and everything.Whatever it tastes like, it sure makes me hungry, even if only in a dyslexic sense.
A Couple More Ways To Waste Some Time
By now you all probably know that here at the Vomit Comet we’re all about plugging other people’s work if we like what they do, even when we’re not getting anything in return for it. So in that spirit, here are a couple of websites that I’ve been checking out lately. First up we have …
Starving Artist
An artist in London England who has spent the last 2 years of his life constructing a giant snot ball from mucus collected from his own nose is now ready to part with his creation. James Robert Ford is searching for an art collector to buy the ball, which has already been displayed at 4 …
This Site Lives Up To It’s Name
A bartender is shutting up for the night when there is a knock atthe door. He answers the door and there’s a bum asking him for a toothpick.The barkeep gives him one and shuts the door. After a few moments, there’s another knock at the door. Thebartender opens it again to find yet another bum. …
Why Some Of You Are Here
It’s been a little while since I’ve done this and a few of these have just recently caught my eye so here we go with another exciting episode of Stuff People Searched For. For anybody who is new to the site who might not know how this works, it’s pretty simple. Our hit counter can …
