I think history will show that this gag peaked with the Beautiful People one, but this is a fine effort nonetheless.
Take one of the more irritating things about modern Christmas, add in probably the best Marilyn Manson song, and somehow…this happens. Not sure how well it works as a song, but I laughed my ass off listening to it, so that’s good enough for me.
Welcome to our new lockdown, Ontario. Because of this occasion, I updated an old Christmas favourite with words for the present circumstances. In case you don’t know the song… Oh, there’s no place but home for the holidays We’re all locked down, there’s nowhere you can roam. Take your Christmas online, there’s a million ways. […]
I have mentioned Mom’s favourite Roger Whittaker Christmas album before in the context of making fun of the stupid song on it. But there’s another song that’s on that album that’s been going through my head ever since it became apparent that we were staying here for Christmas. Christmas is here again. Stand up and […]
A couple of years ago, I bought Brad one of these Yodelling Pickles at the Christkindl market. I got it because I thought the idea was freaking hilarious and I hoped he’d get a kick out of it. I’m glad I didn’t buy it for the tradition of it because I would have been a […]
This came out last year before all of this shit started happening, but I have to say, “It’s Christmastime (Let’s Just Survive)” is right up there on the list of contenders for the 2020st song title award. It’s a pretty good and funny tune, too. But it does have me wondering. This year those of […]
Steve and I have wanted to subscribe to The Funny Music Project for years, and I finally did it. The first newsletter I received included a link to a funny Christmas songs Spotify playlist. Awesome! Some of these songs I recognize, and others I am very curious about. I was going to try and build […]
Because it’s Christmas, Steve and I were trying to get each other Christmas presents and not tell each other what we got, of course. But because we have mind beams, we kind of both did the same thing. And the result is we have many many treats. Oops. Remember those yummy treats I bought us? […]
I need to settle down, but I can’t. Even though I know exactly when and where everything is happening this Christmas, I can’t shake the feeling that I need to do a million things and do them quick. Are all the presents organized? When should I pack? How many changes of clothes will I need? […]
I can’t believe I’m about to post a picture of food. But I think this is a special occasion! Like I said in my post about getting Christmas gifts, I was doing my best to seek out local businesses that I would happen to hear about. I even went and looked up local businesses I’d […]