Not sure what sort of liability risk might ship along with this social distancing zapper (you’re not hurting anybody with four and a half volts but you just know some freedom loving dickhead will try to sue you anyway), but I still feel like it would be a good use for $10. Some people don’t …
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Happy March No Break For You
Why did the Ford government postpone March break? I can’t think of one practical reason why it’s a good idea. Ok, maybe one, but that’s all. All but one of our nephews is right around kindergarten age. They’re at a point in their development where they need to start getting used to structure, plus there’s …
The Family Reunion Of My Dreams Is Not The Family Reunion Of My Dreams!
I had a dream that I thought I should write down because it was short, to the point, and simultaneously funny and disturbing. In the dream, we walked into a family gathering, the first one we were able to have in a while. We were all so happy to see each other, and there were …
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What’s Up?
This isn’t my usual sort of jam, but I heard it yesterday and it’s been in my head since, so I figure I might as well put it in yours. There are lyrics in the video description. Now that we have gotten to 2021 and it’s basically been more of the same, I hope that …
There’s Nothing Like A Nice Day At The Bleach
It’s an old story that some of you may have already heard, but I feel the need to highlight it anyway just because it’s so…so…so…so fucking stupid. In preparation for the easing of some COVID lockdown measures last April, an area in Spain decided that it would be a solid children protecting move to hose …
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Yeah Boss. I’m Super Sick. If You Don’t Believe Me, You Can Ask This Error-laden Documentation I Just Knocked Together
A 34-year-old Santwon Antonio Davis of Morrow, Georgia, finds himself in some legal trouble after allegedly doing a pretty sloppy ass job of tricking his employer into believing that he and his mother had Coronavirus so that he could take advantage of the company’s we’ll pay you while you’re stuck in quarantine policy. A manager …
It’s Official. I Have A Messed Up Head
It seems my brain has been kind of warped by this pandemic. I will hear things spoken, and before I can realize what they’re about, I’ll have a knee-jerk reaction that’s totally wrong. Exhibit A: I heard a commercial that started with the words “Restart live shows.” Out of my mouth spewed the words “Are …
Be Our Guest, But Only If You Wear A Mask
If somehow you’re still on the fence about this mask thing, maybe Beauty and the Beast will help. I haven’t heard or thought about this song in ages, but I’m having some serious flashbacks right now. My sister used to watch this movie at least once a day. Good to see it can be used …
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Physically Distant Bullies
You know who has it rough these days? Your local schoolyard bully. How are you supposed to pants some little bitch or whip some loser’s ass when you can’t get close enough to him without recklessly and callously risking the collective health of society?
One Week Of COVID 19
Another pretty good Coronavirus parody song that I missed back in March when these were all over the place. It’s Been One week since we quarantined Said we’d all stay inside and eat our groceries Five days since you FaceTimed me Saying Be symptom free or don’t come and see me Three days since the …
