There are a few different please wear a mask type songs out there. I think we may have even posted some of them. But I write today to let you know that if you have been thinking about composing one of your own, you don’t have to bother anymore. I just found the only one …
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Will You Wear A Mask? I Ask
I’m surprised it took so long for someone to do this. And it’s even for charity! “Will You Wear A Mask? I Ask,” a rhyming read-aloud picture book for everyone. Performed by Mark Hamill. All proceeds go to World Central Kitchen: wck.org Written and Illustrated by Tom Ruegger Voice Directed by Kelly Ward Film & …
Sleep, Eat, Whinge, Tweet
I missed this one during the first wave, but since we’re still all at home for the foreseeable future… Let’s start at the very beginning A sore throat, a cough in Wuhan And in no time at all, there were 1, 2, 3 And one went on a plane – took it overseas Overseas And …
And Now, Your Government With A Message About Coronavirus
If a real government had talked to us about the pandemic in these terms from the start, we might all be in a much better place right now. I’m also a big fan of the term “malignant shit funnel.”
But On The Bright Side, You’re Fired
While it seems like everyone in the world is getting the fricking Coronavirus these days, it also looks as though nobody is getting regular old coughs and colds. As a matter of fact, so few people are coming down with those thanks to all the masks and the distancing and the not being around people …
Do What In A Mask With A Stranger? Last Time I Tried That I Went To Jail
This must be embarrassing. Not because of the sex talk, but just because…I mean…just look at it. Dr. Theresa Tam said in a statement there is little chance of catching COVID-19 from semen or vaginal fluid, but sexual activity with someone new does increase the risk of contracting the virus, particularly if there is close contact …
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Stuff about COVID Vaccines, And A Song Too!
I heard this song, and thought it was awesome and would give me an excuse to put up another link that I’ve wanted to post anyway. So we kinda sorta have COVID vaccines if we can keep the supply going. But there are a bunch of folks who are worried about how they came out …
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Keep E-Comm And Carry ON
The annual stupid ass reasons why people called 911 lists are starting to come out. E-Comm, one of the dispatch systems in British Columbia, is out with its top 10. Some are fairly standard, but you can definitely see the COVID influence creeping in. To complain that a food delivery driver did not deliver a meal. …
Here Comes Dumb George
It’s always a little disappointing when somebody whose contributions to your entertainment you’ve enjoyed goes and ruins everything by showing himself to be kind of a moron. Hopefully I’ll still be able to listen to most Van Morrison without wanting to reach through whatever speaker I happen to be close to so I can punch …
All Of The Business COVID Commercials AT Once
I realized that everybody’s “in these uncertain times, we’re still here for you, we’re all in this together” ads were pretty much the same, but it’s sort of amazing just how similar they truly are. Corporate Covid-19 response videos are eerily similar. *Cue somber piano music* When a company or brand releases a Coronavirus Response …
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