I know I’ve said it before, but I love police blotters. today I specifically lovethis one. JEFFERSON DAVIS HWY 6/25 Victims were attempting to back a large vehicle onto their lot and were blocking traffic as they did. The suspect, angered by this, got out of his vehicle and exposed his penis to the victims. …
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This Public Service Announcement Is Brought To You By…My Penis
Either I somehow missed a very important life lesson as a child or there’s something wrong with this guy. I mean call me crazy, but there has to be better ways of illustrating the existence of bad people in the world thandriving around with your license plate covered up and flashing people who walk alone. …
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Hey, Daddy, There’s A Creepo In The Outhouse
Man accused of climbing into pit toilet – again Yup, again. Somehow, like in the case of Des Moines Man Jumps Into River Again, the word “again” makes it even funnier. Gary Moody had done this before, always saying that he had dropped something or other into the outhouse and that’s why he was in …
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All Shall Bow To The Power Of The Mighty Nutsack
Thestory of Jonathan Edward Nicholsonreminds me of our palDaniel T. Dosterfor some reason. As you may recall, Doster is the guy who had a thing for beating off out by the mailbox because somehow it showed his neighbours who was boss. In the here and now, Nicholson is the guy who got so upset about …
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Not A Sweet Treat
Andrew Sweet was reported to show off his private parts out his window every Wednesday for at least a month. So, deputies staked out his home and…on Wednesday, lo and behold, there was the sight to behold. When arrested and asked why only Wednesdays, he said that was the only day he had the house …
Here We Go Round The Grandberry Bush
Antwan L. Grandberry seems like quite the classy guy. We don’t know much about him, but apparently one of the things the unemployed 19-year-old likes to do to pass the time is…how to put this…take out the old Grandberries and play with them in his back yard. As sometimes happens when one is engaged in …
Remind Me Not To Get On This Guy’s Bad Side, Which Judging From The Crime Is Probably In Front Of Him
There’s not a whole lot to say about 42-year-old Daniel T. Doster Jr. here, but the less said about a guy who by his own admission has more than oncestood out by his mailbox and masturbated to show his neighbours “who was boss”,the better. The latest incident could net him 3 years in prison if …
Flash Pants
Now there’s a guy who’s committed to his, um,…hobby? He even had special alterations made to his pants so he could flash people quickly and not get caught. I guess he was a little too slow.
Like A Flash, He Was Gone
This storyhas everything. A flashing, somewhat of a humping, and apparently even a getaway where none should have been possible. The 20-year-old woman said she was dropping off a man at the apartment complex in the 2800 block of Douglas Avenue about 1:15 a.m., on Wednesday. The woman told police she saw the man in …
Swingin’ In The Rain
Can anyone out there tell me how it’s possible to swing one’s genetals? When I think “swing,” I think of swinging a bat or a stick. I guess a penis is a stick, but…is it ever big enough to swing? And I’m not talking about things that happen in a porno either.
