We Said The Food Would Be Fast. We Never Said It Would Be Warm

Police: Men complaining about cold food threaten Palm Coast McDonald’s employee with gun According to a report, Jawan Davis and Jordon Dunn pulled out a gun at the window of a Palm Coast McDonald’s drive-thru after complaining their food was cold. Authorities said the men told the employee at the window to remake their food. […]

All That Sleeping Around Was Going To Ketchup With You Eventually

A significant other being unfaithful to me is fortunately one of those areas in which I don’t have a lot of experience, so on one hand, who am I to judge Peter Wagman? Perhaps dousing a woman in ketchup while she sleeps is a perfectly reasonable reaction to concerns of infidelity. But on the other, […]

Did Somebody Say Extra Ketchup?

This is basically your standard “I am displeased with the level of customer service and attention to detail at this establishment and shall soon turn to physical means to express such” story. We’ve been collecting them for ages, but I’m still sometimes surprised by how many there are. Mayra Berenice Gallo, 24, allegedly became enraged […]