Ok, it’s time for a tale of…let’s spin the wheel of alliteration…milkshake misadventure. Yeah, that’ll do nicely. Today I give you the story of an unidentified 48-year old man who just wanted a cool, refreshing shake. To satisfy his craving, he decided to head to an area Dairy Queen drive-through and order one. Unfortunately, what …
Category Archives: food feuds
It’s Finger Charrin’ Bad
Wholly fucking crap! That was my reaction upon readingthis,which could very well be the peak of the food feuds tag. The story goes that Mohamed Wahani asked roommate Sahal Said to buy some chicken for him. Said did, but he apparently bought a whole one instead of a quarter. This so infuriated Wahani that after …
It’s Bud The Spud, And It Lands With A Thud
It appears that houses aren’t egged anymore, they’re potatoed, as a 64-year-old Buffalo woman can attest. There’s not much to the story, except I thought it was funny that she said it was shot from a potato-cannon, as if implements specifically designed for hurling potatos have been invented. Maybe I’m unenlightened. Have they?
Put The Roommate In The Coconut And Beat The Guy Up
Normally a fight between roommates over money wouldn’t warrant a post here, but when the weapons of choice in such a fight includea porcelain bowl, a wooden carving and a coconut,that’s afood feud,baby! The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office reported that the 44-year-old man was charged with robbery with a weapon and false imprisonment after …
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Fine, If You Won’t Cook It, I’ll Cook It
Rajah Theiveneraeas looks to be the type of guy who doesn’t deal well with being hungry, nor, it seems, with forgiveness when he feels he’s been wronged. So angry was the 54-year-old one day when his wife was late to make his lunch that he decided to express his frustration with her transgression by doing …
Mozzarella Capow
The story of a chef threatening to shoot a waitress in the forehead if he got one more order for the mozzarella caprese salad reminds me of that episode of Corner Gas where Lacey makes up a sandwich, the Ruby Club, and then everybody wants to order it and then she was all frazzled and …
Would You Like Rage With That?
Gees! If hurling coins and plastic cones at McDonald’s employees when they give you the wrong size of fries was acceptable, there’d be a lot more attacks. The sad part was the cashier even fixed their order, and only then did they start throwing change and plastic cones. Weird people.
Taco Bell: Think Outside The Gun
Yea! Food feuds! This guy, pissed off that Taco Bell was closed, shot at employees as they were leaving. Didn’t he learn from that guy that shot up a drive-through because the menu had switched from dinner to breakfast that shooting won’t get him food?
He Says Potato, The Cops Say Missile
I’m posting the story ofAnthony Lee Rittonfor a couple of reasons: 1. Because anybody who is in trouble with the law for repeatedly throwing fruits and vegetables at vehicles over the span of 6 months is automatically a friend of the Vomit Comet. He even gets extra points for hucking a potato at the cruiser …
When You’re Hit By A Guy In The Head With A Pie, That’s An Assault Charge
I haven’t posted in a while, so why not come back with a story about a dude slugging his daughter in the head with a slice of pizza? Sure, sounds like a good idea. Ah, food feuds, you’re awesome.
