We’ll Give You That To Go

Whoever has it out forthis guyis certainly gaining revenge in a Vomit Comet approved manner. Four different times, the car of the unidentified son of the unidentified man living somewhere on the 300 block of West Caracas Avenue, Derry Township, Pennsylvania, has been covered with food and nobody seems to know why. The police report …

Nobody Move!…Oh, And Get Your Own Sandwich!

Making sandwiches for mom is serious business,apparently. If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe 49-year-old Anthony Pilla, who found it necessary to pull a gun on his brother while the 2 argued over that very thing. The incident started when Pilla and his brother were in the kitchen of the East Main Street home …

Whoop Ass Tastes A Lot Like Vegetables

If there is a lesson to be learned fromthis story,I think it would have to be do not under any circumstances pistol-whip Toyia Taylor. It’s a lesson I’m not so sure Gregory Banks will be able to remember seeing as he is currently in critical condition at St. Vincent-Mercy Medical Center, the victim of a …

Lemon Salad: Coming Soon To Your Prison Cafeteria

It’s been a surprisingly long time since we’ve had any culinary kerfuffles on which to report, but today I give you 2 for the price of 1. First up is a case of bitterness from Boca Raton. Mandi Valentine, 40, was arrested and charged with simple assault after she threw several lemons at her husband …

Gone-ba’s Pizzeria

I hope that after the pistol-whipping hit the news, goomba’s isn’t doing so well. those words were spoken by me in January of this year after I read the story about that guy getting tooled by the owner of a pizzeria when he complained the place got his order wrong. Well, truer words were never …

Load The dishwasher Yourself, Ya Grumpy Old Man

It isn’t quite a food fight, but it’s pretty close. Meet Joseph Frank Strauch. If he doesn’t like the way you’ve arranged dirty dishes in the dish washer, he’ll hit ya and beat ya and choke ya unconscious. He’s also been known to steal bags of groceries from other people and when they object, punch …