Yep, That’s A Ford Supporter

At some point nearly every day, I am moved to ask myself how it is that any person who claims to care about another human being could vote for or support a guy like Doug Ford. It’s been over a year now and I’m still waiting for a good answer to that question. I’m starting …

Government For The People, But Not Over The Phone

Even if you’re not an irredeemably corrupt, uncaring, incompetent shit turd, giving out your personal cell phone number to the entire world isn’t a great idea. Doug Ford has apparently finally been convinced of this by members of his staff and has disconnected the number he had routinely given out since taking office. They’re blaming …

Also Sounds About Right

Ford government cancels tree planting program after learning trees also want to eliminate carbon TORONTO – In a move harshly criticized by environmentalists nationwide, the Ford government announced yesterday that it is cancelling a program that would have seen 50 million new trees planted in Ontario, after realizing that trees, like the Conservative-denounced carbon tax, …

Even The Government Doesn’t Like The Government’s Autism Plan

Pretty sure this takes the award for most honest thing to come out of Queen’s Park in the last year. Ford government deliberately spread misinformation about autism program, internal review says The report, written by one of the government’s own members and obtained by The Globe and Mail through an anonymous source, is highly critical …

You Know Dean Too? What A Small World!

I realize Doug Ford is kind of off in his own world at times, but if his spokespeople are telling the truth here he’s either more out to lunch than I thought or he needs to find some new friends that won’t take advantage of him for his power. Did it seriously never strike him …

My Favourite Part Of The Raptors Parade

All that basketball stuff was pretty alright, but I wish to direct your attention to this heartwarming moment. Ontario Premier Doug Ford was greeted with a chorus of boos when he was announced to the crowd at the #raptorsparade. #onpoli #wethenorth MORE: https://t.co/76D3MRlhzU pic.twitter.com/bLXliWXeyz — Globalnews.ca (@globalnews) June 17, 2019 And it sounds even better …

Open For Business On Our Dictated Terms

It’s not every day that I can agree with business people on something, but we’re definitely on the same page here. If this shit with the Beer Store or even the terrible treatment of those poor basic income people are representative examples of how the Ford Government feels about signed contracts, why would anyone ever …

Government Decides To Do A Bunch Of Terrible Things More Slowly So We Won’t Notice Them As Much

In a rare moment of clarity, Doug Ford and whomever pulls the strings that make his arms and lips flap have decided that perhaps being universally hated might not always be so great and have kicked a few particularly stupid cuts down the road. Ontario’s Progressive Conservative government has backed down on retroactive funding cuts …

Ford Government Says Sensible Thing

A promise from the Doug Ford government is about as useful as a marzipan dildo so we’ll see where this goes, but for now, because I am nothing if not a fair man, I’ll give them credit for the way they’re handling this one publicly. Ford pledges not to re-open abortion debate after 3 MPPs …