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Keeping An Eye On Things

Gill has a quick update on last month’s hospital saga. Hey there friends! You know how I told you of my harrowing experience in the hospital last month? It appears I must go under the knife in September. The doctor said he didn’t like the fact that the lump from the infection is still there, […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJuly 11, 2018Posted inguest posts, mailbag1 Comment on Keeping An Eye On Things

When Fun Went Wrong

Gill is back to wish us all a happy amusement park season. If you’re heading out to enjoy some fun over the next few months, hopefully you don’t wind up suffering the same fate as any of these poor folks. We need readers. We also care about your safety. Yes, we most definitely care about […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJuly 10, 2018July 10, 2018Posted inbad company, fuck fuckity fuck fuck ouch, guest posts, mailbagLeave a comment on When Fun Went Wrong

In Memory Of Grandma

Gill has a few words about her grandmother on the anniversary of her death. Doris Mildred Jean MacMurchy-Hewgill Aug. 31 1923-June 22 2003. Thoughts In Asian cultures the grandparents are placed in high regard, but here in the west elders are often pushed aside in favor of more modern thinking. If we just took a […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 22, 2018Posted inguest posts, mailbagLeave a comment on In Memory Of Grandma

Fearing The Yucky Stuff

Gill is thinking about stuff she didn’t like as a kid, particularly as it relates to beach season. The sand part I understand since it can be really hot and it gets into and sticks to everything, but grass? That’s interesting. Depending on where you are in the world, you might be heading into or […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 22, 2018Posted inguest posts, mailbagLeave a comment on Fearing The Yucky Stuff

My Quandary

Update: Well, the decision has been made. On July 31 I’m taking mom for breakfast. We’re going to a place called the Orchid. She is always saying the most complimentary things about it and it kind of takes me back to when I would eat there Sundays after church when I was a teenager with […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 18, 2018July 16, 2018Posted inguest posts, mailbag2 Comments on My Quandary

Be Careful, Part Three

And now, the last part of Gill’s hospital story. I spent the better part of three days in the hospital, and in that time I had some visitors. One was the friend who took me to the revival, the others were people who had kind of adopted me as their “daughter.” Thursday and Friday I […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 14, 2018June 13, 2018Posted inguest posts, mailbag7 Comments on Be Careful, Part Three

Be Careful, Part Two

Here’s Gill with part two of her hospital stay. She’s slowly getting back to normal, which is nice. When I left you guys, I was riding an ambulance speeding toward a hospital. When I got there I spent a good two-and-a-half hours laying on a gurney in the hall waiting for a room to come […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 13, 2018June 12, 2018Posted inguest posts, mailbag1 Comment on Be Careful, Part Two

Be Careful, Part One

Gill is back to tell us about her recent medical misadventure, or at least part of it. You can tell she’s still not quite right by the way this ends. We certainly wish her a speedy recovery. Recently I had a health scare that got me to thinking about things. I will explain how in […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 12, 2018Posted inguest posts, mailbag1 Comment on Be Careful, Part One

The Strange Things We Dream Of

I need to get better about writing down the dreams I actually remember, like the one where a group of burglars was trying to climb our building so Carin built a giant slingshot and used those biscuits that come with Popeyes Chicken to shoot them down. Every time she fired she’d gleefully sing the little […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferMay 4, 2018May 3, 2018Posted indreams, guest posts, mailbag4 Comments on The Strange Things We Dream Of

Pizza And An Education

Sounds like Gill’s Sunday was a bit of a mixed bag. Today I went with a large group of people from my church to a local pizza place. We were raising funds for a trip the young people are taking to Wisconsin. The party was to start at one, but most of the people who […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferApril 30, 2018Posted inguest posts, mailbagLeave a comment on Pizza And An Education

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