Frozen? Naah. It’s Getting Pretty Hot In Here, Actually

Police said Cody Meader, 20, of St. Petersburg, entered the store around 2 p.m. Tuesday. He walked up to a display of merchandise from Frozen, picked a large Olaf stuffed animal, placed it on the floor and proceeded to rub himself against it until he ejaculated. Then he put it back on the display. Authorities …

When I’m Done, We’ll Both Be Exhausted

A Kansas man who has not yet been identified since formal charges of misdemeanor lewd and lascivious behaviour have not yet been filed was arrested this week after being found attempting to have drunken sex with a car. Police in Newton, a city 25 miles north of Wichita, responded Tuesday to a 911 call about …

I Heard They Were Extinct And I Thought I Could Help

“So, what’d you do this weekend?” “Not too much. Paid the rent, did the laundry, watched some baseball…How about you? Did you get up to anything exciting?” “Well, I went to the dinosaur theme park and got it on with a statue of a hatching T rex, does that count? Police officers investigating images of …

Oh Baby, You’re The Grill Of My Dreams

Whether Michael Henson was having a really really good Tuesday or a really really bad Tuesday is a matter we could probably debate all day long, and which side of the argument you fall on is going to depend on how you feel about several things. The copious ingestion of substances, the amount of fun …

Slip In Slide

A man with a fetish for children’s playground equipment has been banned from going anywhere that has a slide. Christopher Johnson, 46, of Coventry, was arrested after simulating a sexual act with a slide. He pleaded guilty at Coventry Magistrates’ Court to outraging public decency by behaving in an indecent manner and received a three-year …