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I don’t have a lot of words. Just eek! Oh, and maybe beeeeeeees! Apparently there are some crazy aggressive bees in California and Arizona that no one would use in a bee beard. In California, they attacked a dude in a wheelchair and 3 guys trying to rescue him. Meanwhile, in Arizona, some more bees …

There Were Bees, Bees, Way Down To His Knees…

Ug. Steve just loves torturing me with these. It must bring him such joy. Last summer, he sent me the story of a fellow making a bee head. Now, this guy had so many bees on him that he was wearing a bee sweater! Eeeeeeeeeek! And he wants to try wearing even more bees, so …

Unintentional Bee Beard

Poor Lamar LaCaze. Poor poor guy. After that, I think I would have to mow the lawn in a snowsuit. He was just mowing the lawn, when it happened. He must have struck one hell of a nest of bees, because he got 1200 stings. Ow ow ow ow oo oo ee ee. I love …

Bee Beard Gone Wild

Allow me to say this publically. Steve, you’re a jerk! Steve sends me a message entitled “Neat story.” He tells me I would really be interested in this, it’s good. I open it, and what do I see? Another story about a fucking bee beard! But this one wasn’t just a bee beard, it was …