badmouth Me And My Friends One More Time. I Dare Ya

Unless you’re seriously interested in Chicago transit and its troubles with pigeons treating parts of it the way pigeons treat pretty much everything, you’re only going to need the first minute or so of this video. That’s where the magic happens. Talk about dumb luck during a Morning Insiders interview – near a very busy …

Do This, Don’t Do That, Can’t You Read The Sign?

This one contains exactly what it says on the tin…er…make that the can. Or perhaps the bottle. Could be the frosty mug, too. Those sometimes have things printed on them. Drunk driver arrested after crashing into ‘Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over’ sign A North Port man was arrested for DUI Sunday after crashing his …

The Watch Part Needs A Little Work

This item from a roundup of Ontario Provincial Police news releases amused my extremely over-tired brain just now, so here you go. On July 23 police were called to St. Williams, 30 kilometres southwest of Simcoe, after two Neighbourhood Watch signs posted in the community were stolen. “The signs had been paid for by community …

Decency Don’t Live Here Anymore

There’s something ironic in the shittiest possible way about a band deciding to change its name in order to not feel quite so racist, but then finding that the new one that the members have lazily chosen already belongs to a black artist and then using their major label resources to drag her through the …

Come Visit Our Interactive What Not To Do Exhibit

This is so head slappingly stupid that you could be forgiven for thinking it couldn’t possibly be real. But it is real, because the world is sometimes a very dumb, garbage place. But I suppose in its own way this bout of ridiculousness is a fine example of why we need a human rights museum …

Local Irony Tag Wonders Where It’s Supposed To Send Its Garbage Now

Old story alert, but I believe that it is still worth noting that the city of Edmonton was forced to shut down its fancy composting facility because the roof rotted. What caused that, you may ask. Well, that would be the effects of composting, natch. The city announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, the Edmonton Composting …

Too Distracted By Your Phone To Drive Properly? There’s An App For That, Because That Makes A Lot Of Sense

New app targets distracted drivers with traffic alerts Maybe I’m the idiot here, but it strikes me that the only app we should need to tackle distracted driving is one called the power button that shuts the fucking phone off while you’re driving because clearly you don’t have enough self control built in. Instead of …

Anybody Know A Good Lawyer?

A billboard worker wound up in the hospital Tuesday morning when he tumbled off a rooftop sign in Brooklyn that happened to be touting the famed personal injury law firm Cellino & Barnes, family and officials said. David Fricker, 49, was working on the billboard around 10:28 a.m. near the corner of Church and Flatbush …