I’m really angry! Every morning a huge German Shepherd poos on my front lawn. Today, to make matters worse, he brought his dog!
I’ve just accidentally sent a naked photo of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only is it embarrassing, it’s cost a fortune in stamps.
If you have access to one you might already know this, but your digital assistant (Google, Siri, probably Alexa) will tell you a joke if you ask. I do this sometimes for my own amusement or in search of a joke I can send to my family. Plenty of these jokes are not very good, […]
A guy says to the bartender, “My wife and I are trying to make a baby.” “Congratulations,” says the bartender. “Thanks,” the guy replies. “We’re almost done. We just need to find a head and a left foot.”
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I’m a typo.”
Norm Macdonald did some Coronavirus material at one of his live shows back when we used to have those. Let’s watch it and maybe have a chuckle or three. Part 1: and part 2:
It’s been a good while since somebody has gotten in touch to get upset by a joke, but since someone recently did, it’s time for your occasional reminder that these are jokes. They are neither personal opinions nor personal attacks, and they are not always for everyone. They range from complete silliness to things that […]
*My mum said to me, “Take your umbrella, it looks like rain.” I said, “No it doesn’t. It looks like a stick with spokes attached which is covered in fabric.” The woman’s delusional. *I was walking through Glasgow today, when I was stopped by a representative from Aquafresh Toothpaste. She said, “Did you know that […]
The Irish-American Society from Hackensack and the Polish-American Society from Hackensack charter a double-decker bus to go to Atlantic City for the weekend. The Irish-Americans are on the bottom of the bus, and the Polish-Americans are on the top. The Irish-Americans are drinking and whooping it up, when one of them realizes he doesn’t hear […]
Two brothers are out hunting. One of them stops to take a leak. As he’s doing his business, a rattlesnake suddenly bites him right on the penis. “Lie down and don’t move or the poison will kill you,” says the other brother. “I’ll run and get a doctor.” He runs into town and eventually finds […]