It’s a proven fact that 50 percent of gay men were born that way. As for the other 50 percent, they were sucked into it.
Category Archives: jokes
This Is So Wrong
Is your little brother supposed to email you stuff like this? I had an ex-roommate Pierre,Who once fell asleep in my chair.I pulled out my unit,Proceeded to tune it,And fired a load in his hair.
The Guys’ Rules
This showed up in my e-mail this morning and I thought it funny enough to warrant a post over here. I haven’t edited out any of the “pass it on” bullshit cuz I’m just pretty lazy. Enjoy.—The Guys’ Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ …
A Joke More Stupid Than The Last One
This one is funnier too. Dave rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While there, a very attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Dave smiles at the young woman and she strikes up a …
Today’s Stupid Joke
This one might piss some of you off, like I really give a shit. The residents of a small redneck town urge the sheriff to arrest the local homosexual. Seems he’s been propositioning all the teenage boys in town. The sheriff dutifully arrests the fag and says to him, “OK homo, you got 15 minutes …
Your Stupid Joke Of The Day
Two drunks are driving down the road. The first drunk looks over at the other drunk and says, “I think we are getting closer to downtown.” The second drunk says, “How can you tell?” The first drunk says “We’re hitting more and more people.”
Interesting Statistic
According to a recent survey, 63 percent of men say that at one time or another they have had sex in the shower. As for the other 37 percent, it seems that none of them have ever been to prison.
Pick A Card, Any Card
Since finding that perfect Valentine card for your special someone can be difficult, I knew that when I came across this link I had to pass it on. There are a lot of cards to choose from here and I’m sure you’ll find something to suit your needs perfectly. Yes guys, melt her heart with …
Updates
This is just a quick note to sort of explain the lack of updates lately. It pretty much boils down to this. Matt and I are both busy people. I can’t really speak for him but I know that he’s got a lot going on right now. But I can speak for me so I …
Random Observations From The Middle Of A Snow Storm
Ok so I’m not actually in the middle of the snow storm itself, I’m in my nice warm house but my nice warm house is right smack dab in the middle of a great big storm that’s pretty much got the entire province shut down so it’s close enough. The only good thing to come …
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