*My wife asked me if she was the only one I’d been with. I said yes, all the others were nines and tens. *I just got a copy of Steven Tyler’s new Chinese cookbook. Wok this way. *I went to my hairdresser and said, “Can you cut my hair like David Bowie?” He made a […]
Category Archives: mailbag
This Strange English Language
Got this in a joke email and it seemed like the perfect excuse to post an old Brian Regan bit I’ve always enjoyed. the timing is especially amusing to me because Carin just said something over the weekend about moosen in the woodsen. We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the […]
You Sound Like My Ex
I thought I’d posted this one, but the search says otherwise. Tim finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment as his wife watched. After a long period of silence she finally spoke. “Honey, I’ve been thinking. Now that we’re married, maybe […]
Operation Cake Surprise
Sounds like Gill’s mom had a pretty nice Mother’s Day. I wouldn’t mind some of that cake myself. Remember a few months ago I asked you wonderful readers to vote on a cake that I would make for my mom as a thank you for everything she does or has done for me? Would you […]
Lifesaver
Another one I thought I’d already posted. Happy Easter, by the way. Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch having a chat. “Do you still get horny,” the first one asks? “Oh sure I do,” replies the second. “What do you do about it,” asks the first? “I suck on a lifesaver and […]
When Will It End?
I’m glad Gill wrote this, because it’s given me the push to post a couple things that I’ve been meaning to post for a while. First, a song. And next, this essay that really scrambled up my brain as it’s intended to do. When I found it, all that was written was below the ***’s. […]
Mini Golf
I saw a strip club across the street from a mini golf place. I’m a liberal, but that’s too much for me. What if you’re just trying to have a nice afternoon with your family and then your kids look across the street and have to see a bunch of losers playing mini golf? By […]
Sweet Mischief
Gill is looking for some input if anyone has any. Personally I like the sound of chocolate cherry. Normally mischief is a bad thing when it falls into the wrong hands, but if done right it can and does make someone’s day. Whether buying someone lunch or just surprising a co-worker who could use some […]
Milk
This would be your stupid joke of the day. A wife asked her husband, “Honey, could you please run to the store and get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk cartons. Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case […]
The Blue Vest Crew
Here’s Gill with an update on how life is going for her. You might have a couple of questions about this. No, I’m not joining a neighborhood street gang or secret society. I am, however, volunteering. Why The Name? The volunteers are issued navy blue vests. It’s a symbol of recognition for all volunteers throughout […]
