Brad sent along this tune by the Reklaws. It’s catchy. But does running out of TP this much qualify as some sort of underlying health condition? Lyrics: written by: Stuart Walker, Callum Maudsley, & Nate Hall Funny how life can change in a minute Out on the lake minding my own business Came back into […]
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In Case You’re Feeling Those Danged Old Lockdown Blues
Brad sent this. It’s catchy and it made Carin chuckle on a stressful day, so we’ll call it a win. Shockingly it’s only the second song I’ve heard about this thing, the other being the My Corona parody that Carin posted. Surely that won’t last.
Welcome Back, Penis Game
Not sure how many of you will remember this, but a bunch of us had a lot of really dumb fun back in 2004 with a little thing called the Penis Game. Some of them made it to the main page, but many were lost forever thanks to the great comment purge of 2011. Nope, […]
Some Jokes And A Quick Reminder
It’s been a good while since somebody has gotten in touch to get upset by a joke, but since someone recently did, it’s time for your occasional reminder that these are jokes. They are neither personal opinions nor personal attacks, and they are not always for everyone. They range from complete silliness to things that […]
A Few Quick Jokes
*My mum said to me, “Take your umbrella, it looks like rain.” I said, “No it doesn’t. It looks like a stick with spokes attached which is covered in fabric.” The woman’s delusional. *I was walking through Glasgow today, when I was stopped by a representative from Aquafresh Toothpaste. She said, “Did you know that […]
40 Years
Haven’t heard from Gill in a while, but she wrote in yesterday, which happened to be her 40th birthday. Turns out it’s also right around the 40th birthday of a friend of hers, and she wrote this about the very different lives they’ve lived. All of the happy birthdays and well wishes from us here, […]
Double-Decker Bus
The Irish-American Society from Hackensack and the Polish-American Society from Hackensack charter a double-decker bus to go to Atlantic City for the weekend. The Irish-Americans are on the bottom of the bus, and the Polish-Americans are on the top. The Irish-Americans are drinking and whooping it up, when one of them realizes he doesn’t hear […]
Snake Bite
Two brothers are out hunting. One of them stops to take a leak. As he’s doing his business, a rattlesnake suddenly bites him right on the penis. “Lie down and don’t move or the poison will kill you,” says the other brother. “I’ll run and get a doctor.” He runs into town and eventually finds […]
You’re A Turtle?
A guy shows up at a costume party with a girl on his back. “Hey Bob, what in the heck are you supposed to be?” asks the host as he answers the door. “I’m a turtle,” says Bob. “A turtle?” asks his friend. “How are you a turtle?” “Of course I’m a turtle,” says Bob […]
A Few Quick Jokes From The Inbox
*My wife asked me if she was the only one I’d been with. I said yes, all the others were nines and tens. *I just got a copy of Steven Tyler’s new Chinese cookbook. Wok this way. *I went to my hairdresser and said, “Can you cut my hair like David Bowie?” He made a […]
