I thought I’d posted this one, but the search says otherwise. Tim finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment as his wife watched. After a long period of silence she finally spoke. “Honey, I’ve been thinking. Now that we’re married, maybe […]
Category Archives: mailbag
Operation Cake Surprise
Sounds like Gill’s mom had a pretty nice Mother’s Day. I wouldn’t mind some of that cake myself. Remember a few months ago I asked you wonderful readers to vote on a cake that I would make for my mom as a thank you for everything she does or has done for me? Would you […]
Lifesaver
Another one I thought I’d already posted. Happy Easter, by the way. Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch having a chat. “Do you still get horny,” the first one asks? “Oh sure I do,” replies the second. “What do you do about it,” asks the first? “I suck on a lifesaver and […]
When Will It End?
I’m glad Gill wrote this, because it’s given me the push to post a couple things that I’ve been meaning to post for a while. First, a song. And next, this essay that really scrambled up my brain as it’s intended to do. When I found it, all that was written was below the ***’s. […]
Mini Golf
I saw a strip club across the street from a mini golf place. I’m a liberal, but that’s too much for me. What if you’re just trying to have a nice afternoon with your family and then your kids look across the street and have to see a bunch of losers playing mini golf? By […]
Sweet Mischief
Gill is looking for some input if anyone has any. Personally I like the sound of chocolate cherry. Normally mischief is a bad thing when it falls into the wrong hands, but if done right it can and does make someone’s day. Whether buying someone lunch or just surprising a co-worker who could use some […]
Milk
This would be your stupid joke of the day. A wife asked her husband, “Honey, could you please run to the store and get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk cartons. Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case […]
The Blue Vest Crew
Here’s Gill with an update on how life is going for her. You might have a couple of questions about this. No, I’m not joining a neighborhood street gang or secret society. I am, however, volunteering. Why The Name? The volunteers are issued navy blue vests. It’s a symbol of recognition for all volunteers throughout […]
Light Bulbs, BJs And Republicans
Found these in the inbox today. *Son: Dad, can I have 20 bucks for a blowjob? Dad: I don’t know son, are you any good? *Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? A: I know it’s not six, because my cellar’s still dark. *A college kid’s in a suit […]
You’re From Ireland?
Seamus was tending bar when a patron came in and ordered a beer and a shot. A little while later another came in and they struck up a conversation. “Let me buy you a drink in memory of my mother land, Ireland,” the first said. “Ireland?, I’m from Ireland too. I come from Dublin. Let’s […]
