When my 14-year-old son, Patrick, stepped up to the plate during a Colt League baseball game, the young announcer declared, “Now batting, the right fielder, number 12, Pathogen!” After some confusion in the stands, the announcer came back on over the loudspeaker. “Sorry folks, that’s PAT Hogan!”
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No One Should Ever Vote For Doug Ford Again, Said Doug Ford
Doug Ford Furious At Doug Ford For Cutting Funding To Long-Term Care Homes Toronto – After the Canadian military’s report on the state of long-term care homes was released, Doug Ford has stated how disappointed and angry he is over Doug Ford’s health care cuts that led to the homes being in this state. After […]
AT Least Buy Me Dinner First?
Brad sent this. First I laughed like everyone else, but then the video ended before we found out if she ever figured out where to put it and now I can’t stop thinking about it. I may have to look up it…look it up. I said look it up. I’m sure everyone at one time […]
Bunch Of Yahoos
Wonders never cease. Doug Ford is out here insulting protesters and I agree with him. Ontario Premier Doug Ford slammed a group of people protesting coronavirus-related restrictions outside Queen’s Park on Saturday, calling them a “bunch of yahoos.” Dozens of protesters gathered outside of the legislature demanding an easing of restrictions that officials have implemented […]
Making A Baby
A guy says to the bartender, “My wife and I are trying to make a baby.” “Congratulations,” says the bartender. “Thanks,” the guy replies. “We’re almost done. We just need to find a head and a left foot.”
Wait, A What?
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I’m a typo.”
Quarantine Song, A Thank You
Brad sent along this tune by the Reklaws. It’s catchy. But does running out of TP this much qualify as some sort of underlying health condition? Lyrics: written by: Stuart Walker, Callum Maudsley, & Nate Hall Funny how life can change in a minute Out on the lake minding my own business Came back into […]
In Case You’re Feeling Those Danged Old Lockdown Blues
Brad sent this. It’s catchy and it made Carin chuckle on a stressful day, so we’ll call it a win. Shockingly it’s only the second song I’ve heard about this thing, the other being the My Corona parody that Carin posted. Surely that won’t last.
Welcome Back, Penis Game
Not sure how many of you will remember this, but a bunch of us had a lot of really dumb fun back in 2004 with a little thing called the Penis Game. Some of them made it to the main page, but many were lost forever thanks to the great comment purge of 2011. Nope, […]
Some Jokes And A Quick Reminder
It’s been a good while since somebody has gotten in touch to get upset by a joke, but since someone recently did, it’s time for your occasional reminder that these are jokes. They are neither personal opinions nor personal attacks, and they are not always for everyone. They range from complete silliness to things that […]
