>Wow. When I look back at that old post about texting, I can tell I didn’t have a text message-capable phone. I can also tell I was kinda short-sighted. I have now heard of an awesome use for the camera in your phone if you have kids. Jill wrote a really awesome tip on how …
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Joe Knows Baseball
My good buddy Marty (who has much better taste in baseball teams thanGreg Twillydoes) clued me in to a funny note about the guy who caught Ken Griffey Jr.’s 600th home run ball. It seems the man, identified only as Joe, did some thinking ahead just in case he happened to be the person lucky …
>Quiet Car Legislation
>A little while ago, I talked about hybrid cars and their dangers. Now, there’s apparently a bill going through the house of representatives that if passed, would legislate that all hybrid cars make a minimal amount of noise. Apparently sighted joggers, bikers, etc. are getting ker smucked by them too because they expect to hear …
The Sahara What Now?
I haven’t posted a really stupid joke in a while and this one just hit my email so I think it’s time to fix that. A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a stumpy little man showed up at the camp with …
No, I’m Not Shaking Your Hand, And I’m Definitley Not Smelling Your Finger
We all get lonely sometimes, but lonely enough to pay $15 for a bottle of stuff that smells like a vagina that we can dab on our hands to make jerking off just a little more realistic? The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not …
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Diary Of A Snow Shoveler
I heard this years ago, but I got it again, and thought it was very fitting because of the winter we just had. DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by …
I Can’t Think Of A Roomba-Spinoff For The Title, So I Won’t Try.
Jen sent me something fucking hillarious. It’s a little weird, but I thought someone else might get a kick out of it, especially if that someone owns a cat. In case anyone wonders what the hell a Roomba is, it’s a vacuum that moves all on its own and goes around and under the objects …
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And Here I Thought I Had A Twisted Mind
Ok, this is just spooky. I got emailed this little test, and apparently I have a very conventional mind. Everybody, leave your answer to the last thing the test tells you to do in the comments. At the end of this message, you are asked a question. Answer it immediately. Don’t stop and think about …
Why Not Just Pull The Bell?
Someone asked a good question on my cellphone-using bus driver post that I thought needed to be answered up here. They wondered why I didn’t pull the bell myself. This is because when you’re blind, sometimes it’s hard to judge the distance and time and know if you’re really at the bus stop you think …
Don’t You Have Something To Write?
Uh, I’m scared. I received the following in my email, and it sounds so much like me that either someone was watching me throughout university, or I wrote it between email checks! *How to write a paper in college/university:* 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your …
