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Category Archives: mailbag
The Year In Weird News
This showed up in the email today. I know none of these are fakes, I remember seeingmost of them while doing radio research and such. NEW YORK –The Easter Bunny was hopping mad but kept his cool after being socked by a boy, a Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for showing a lot more than customers …
Guns For The Blind
James sent this story, which I’m sure has just about everybody in Minnesota scared shitless. Guns for the Blind? A Minneapolis gun shop owner thinks the blind should be able to carry guns. So, starting in December, Koscielski’s Gun Shop will be offering a training course to the visually impaired or blind. But is it …
Big John
Brad sent this in, and it cracks me up. One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops. A few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, …
It’s Bud The Spud From The …Big Deep Freeze?
Brad sent me this and it cracks me up. And I can vouch for how great those potatoes are, they’re…something. Maybe not something you would want to ingest, but they are indeed something. Take it away, Brad! You know how there are some vegetables, like beans, that you can boil for a couple minutes and …
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For Its A Jolly Good Person
The following bit of stupidity was sent to me this morning: Hi All of you wonderful volunteers:There is an Agency Fair being held at Stone Road Mall for Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:00am – 2:00pm.We are in need of a couple of volunteers that can person the booth at stone road mall see the following …
What Not To Say
Here’s something from the inbox. The top 10 things not to say to your significant other’s parents when you meet them for the first time. 10. Gee, Pops, you’re not nearly as big an asshole as your daughter said you are. 9. Wazzzaaaaap! 8. The water in your toilet tastes funny. 7. You got a …
Good Thing They Said Something
If you’ve been visiting this place for a while, you probably know how much I love strange product labels. Well, somebody sent me a whole pile of them today so I thought I’d share the good ones that aren’t already here on the site. Some of these are completely insane. Liquid PlummerWarning: Do not reuse …
Me Talk Good, For Serious
First off I want to apologize for my lack of posts over the last few weeks. I can’t promise that things are going to get much better over the next little while because of Summer and circumstances, but come on, at least I’m being honest with you and making an attempt to appear as though …
Tough Questions
People have been sending me some good stuff lately, so here’s more of it. The 5 toughest questions for men are: 1. What are you thinking about?2. Do you love me?3. Do I look fat?4. Do you think she is prettier than me?5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so …
