Somebody emailed me this riddle today. Read it and see if you can get the right answer. A woman was attending her mother’s funeral and met a man she didn’t know. She thought he was amazing and she fell in love with him immediately. When the funeral was over he disappeared, and the woman did …
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We Make No Sense
My friend Jen sent me an article out of the newspaper. It was about this woman who had some kind of chemical imbalance 15 years ago that caused her heart to stop for a few minutes. They managed to get it started again, but it left her severely brain-damaged. She can breathe on her own, …
S Club Satan?
Greg sent me this earth shattering news. It turns out that one of my least and his most favourite bands in the world, S Club 7, isevil.Yes, I saidevil! The proof is right there for you to click on. Backwards messages, mind control, it’s all there, and I for one am shocked by the mere …
Bank Machines In Braille
Not sure if this is true, but somebody emailed it to me and it’s funny. Anxious to ‘include’ as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human resources department of the University of Alberta has put up a Braille poster outside its main office. The poster has been placed inside a display case with …
Guest Posts are Here Again
Well, I got an email from our new-found commenter Jen saying she had something to say here. Since I always like it when there’s a new opinion to add to the mix, I figured I’d put it up here. So, without further adieu, here’s what she had to say. Arg I Hate Autimated ComputersWell as …
Doing My Job For Me
This was posted on the comment board. Thought I’d look at your referrers list, and saw some interesting ones. Elephant sitting on somebody. Quiz: Name your testicles. I’m assuming the person being sat on doesn’t really have much need for a name for his testicles.WTF | 01.20.05 – 11:45 pm |
More Warnings
Nick’s best friend -666 posted these on the comment boards a little while ago. They’re great. A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before foldingA brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowedA household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”A label on …
Stayin’ Alive? Not So Much
Brad sent this news story, which I somehow managed to miss. Not sure how that happened. Phillip Quinn was killed last week when his lava lamp exploded. Quinn was found dead Sunday night in his mobile home outside Seattle, Washington. Police say Quinn had placed the lava lamp on a hot stove and was killed …
Did I Write Something I Didn’t Write?
This was posted in the comments under my post from the other day called He Was Asking For It, the one all about how I refuse to feel sorry for people who find themselves in harm’s way because they choose to vacation in war zones like Iraq. I’m going to guess that this person took …
I Never Forget A Face, Especially When It Used To Be Mine
Brad sent this one along and I’m not quite sure what to make of it. It’s an interesting concept for sure but it’s kinda weird to say the least. Would you do it?Clinic gets approval to do face transplant
