You Wanna Go Where Everybody Knows Part Of Your Name

Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig I’m drawn to this story not because of what happened, but because of this part right here: Investigators found the victim’s hair in “disorder.” She said she and the alleged wig-snatcher lived together for eight months. She knew his first name, but apparently …

Mr. Dummy, Meet A Bunch Of Cops Who Feel Like Dummies.

This would have been really embarrassing. An alarm went off at a bank, so cops showed up. They saw what looked like a figure standing inside. The blinds were drawn so it was hard to see. They started yelling at the figure through bullhorns, then tried to phone inside. they sealed off the area and …

Craigslist Didn’t Bust Him, A Homeless Dude Did

Remember our masked, respirator-clad, decoy-recruiting armoured truck-robber? the one who I thought was pretty smart? Well, apparently he was a little too smart, conducting a test heist, when a homeless man saw him doing suspicious things and gave his license plate number to police. He now has a name, Anthony J. Curcio, a bunch of …

After Holding Up A Bank, Don’t Get Held Up In Traffic

Here’s a good tip. When selecting a getaway route, it’s best to avoid one that has been clogged by traffic because of a car accident. On top of the fact that you can’t really move that fast, those traffic jams usually have police in ’em. This quote makes me giggle. St. Louis County police officers …

>Craig’s Decoy List

>Damn! Usually, we have stories of dumb criminals, but this one is brilliant! A guy decided to rob an armoured truck. I guess he thought a good disguise would be a dust mask, respirator, yellow vest, safety goggles and a blue shirt. But then he thought he’d be too obvious. So what did he do? …

"Give Me All Your Money!" "No, You Give Me All Your Money!"

It’s pretty cool when you get robbed and end up making a profit. I guess a dude came up and demanded money from another dude, forced it out of him, and then the victim tackled the robber and demanded his money back. The robber got so freaked that he gave the victim, who was now …