When They Catch You, It’ll Be A Day To Remember Alright

Hey there you no good cenotaph-vandalizing assholes. I hope you’re happy with yourselves. You went and smashed a monument that’s been around for 86 years, and you did it just before Remembrance Day. Yeah, that makes you into real heroes, you think? Do you? Honestly? I have another couple of words for you. Disrespectful cowards! …

Not Everything That Seems Creepy Is Always Bad, Or Why Animal Rights Activists Need To Shut Up And Go Away Sometimes

Is there a rule somewhere that says every animal rights activist who makes a statement that at least one other person is going to read/hear has to be a total moron? That’s the only way I can explain how anybody could possiblyhave a problem with British supermarkets using unsold expired meat to create electricity rather …

Shoo, PETA, Don’t Bother Me

Ug here we go with more PETA bullshit. I think even flies can smell it and would consider it fine food. President Obama swatted a fly in an interview. PETA decided to seize upon this opportunity and bitch about it, sending him a humane bug catch and release fly trap. This reminds me of something …

Theme From The Bottom…Of The Barrel

Hot on the heels oftheir attempt to get the Pet Shop Boys to change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys,the good folks from PETA are making another forray into the music industry. Today’s target is Phish, who obviously need tochange their name to Sea Kittens, at least for a while. My only question is …

I Feel Like I Am One With Chicken Tonight, Chicken Tonight

PETA: “Listen, Mr. Governor of Louisiana guy, there’s no need to spend $20 million to help start up a new chicken processing plant in the state. That money could be better spent on a“Chicken Empathy Museum”. Mr. Governor Of Louisiana Guy: “Um…how bout no?” Steve: “Looks like I’ve found me something to post this afternoon.” …

What Have They, What Have They, What Have They Done To Deserve This?

Not a whole lot needing to be said about this one, it’s dumb enough without me making jokes about it. Whenever PETA is involved, any smartass thing I could come up with couldn’t match the senslessness of the story itself. This time, the target of their dumbassarry is the Pet Shop Boys, a group that …

Stupidi-Tea

Last week sometime, I noticed a search on our tracker thingy that said something to the effect of “snopes teabag protest mailing.” I looked at that, befuddled and confused. I went to snopes, and found no entries. So I gave it no more thought. Today, I get my snopes newsletter thingy, and Voila!” I now …

The guide Dog handler Who Cried Wolf

This is the first time I’ve been in the paper and not looked forward to seeing it go to print. Tell me something. If you click the link to the story, do I look decent in the picture? I left the house only intending to run a couple of errands. I was not thinking about …

It’s Ok To Eat Sea Kittens? ‘Cause They Don’t Have Any Feelings

Here’sthe latest from PETA. They’re trying to convince people that fish are no longer fish, but rather…sea kittens. I’m not even going to bother making fun of them, because honestly it would just be piling on at this point. Instead I’m simply going to present this as is and let them do it themselves. “Nobody …