I Found A Store In A Mall That Gets Christmas Music Right. No, I Can’t Believe It Either

I need to give a shoutout to the Bootlegger in Kitchener’s Fairview Mall, one of the few stores seemingly in the world that has figured out how to handle its Christmas music. I was in there doing some Christmas shopping this week and I couldn’t help but notice their music mix. I don’t know who […]

The Penis Game Is So Much Fun…That Sounds Wrong

My turn to play the penis game. Mine is based off the album called “Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs”. It’s where the song about googling your symptoms came from. Here we go! Never Google Your Penis (No. Google Randy Orton’s instead. Might as well dredge up another old reference while we’re at it…) Text Message […]

It’s Been 25 Years Since That Version Of O Canada AT The Las Vegas CFL Game

I posted this video once before, back when everybody was freaking out about Nelly Furtado singing O Canada at that basketball game and I was trying to get them all to calm down. And now that the 25th anniversary of what is still one of the best worst anthem performances of all time has passed, […]

Leave It To The Bloc Québécois To Get Us Stoked For A Federal Election

It doesn’t exactly sport a whole lot of words, but the Bloc Québécois’ campaign song will at least get you pumped up for something unlike that garbage Conservative one. If somebody wanted to tell me it was blaring in a war room, I might even believe him.