Not exactly a Kiss This Guy moment since I know full well what Neal McCoy is saying here, but do not even try to convince me that you don’t hear “wank” every time he says “wink”. I’ve been hearing it that way since 1994.
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This Should Be Funny, But I’m Crying
Because it’s still New Year’s Day, I thought I’d make fun of myself because there are certain Christmas comedy bits that no matter how many times I hear them, they still make me cry. Not laugh until I cry, just straight up cry. Here they are, in no particular order. First, there’s what would happen …
A Lovely Version Of Silent Night
There will be no heavenly, peaceful sleeping today. Not on my watch. We must sing! This may be the best music playing kid yet.
All I Want For Christmas Is Words, Goats And A Chicken
I’ll be honest here. The last little while, I’ve been having a hell of a time with the part of my brain that comes up with thoughts and words and then turns them into blog posts. I don’t exactly know why and I doubt I ever will, but it’s happening and it’s frustrating. Perhaps the …
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Use The Back Entrance
I was starting to worry that I had run out of good misheard lyrics stories, especially now that I don’t listen to a lot of music with dad anymore. But that fear, apparently, was misplaced. I have tears in my eyes right now as I hear from my brother about a conversation he had yesterday. …
Dirty Deeds Done With…Trees?
Music used in this mashup: Brenda Lee – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree AC/DC – Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap As if you need me to say anything else.
Zombie Claus
Here we are, a week into December, and somehow I’m not totally sick of Christmas music yet. Usually the world has that taken care of by Halloween, but I suppose being laid low for a decent bit of November by all the crud going around and a Covid shot might have its advantages after all. …
A Bus Full Of Metal Muffins
These are going on the playlist with Baby Shark and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. The Muffin Man: The Wheels On The Bus:
Hip To Be The Sandman
Music used in this mashup: Metallica – Enter Sandman Huey Lewis and the News – Hip to Be Square Megadeth – Peace Sells Judas Priest – Living After Midnight
Leaving On A Heart-Shaped Jet Plane
Today in nope, definitely would not have thought of doing that: Singing “Leaving on a Jet Plane” over “Heart-Shaped Box”.