I’ve seen quite a few pieces of electronic equipment modified into playing music, but never electric toothbrushes. I had no idea you could do that, but as evidenced by the five of them I just watched play Wannabe by the Spice Girls, I was very, very wrong.
Not really at least not yet, but it sure sounds like Bryan Adams (yes, that Bryan Adams) is gearing up for a run. Based on his first campaign speech, he appears to be trying to split the Derek Sloan vote. View this post on Instagram CUTS LIKE A KNIFE. A song by me. Tonight was […]
Wonders never cease. Doug Ford is out here insulting protesters and I agree with him. Ontario Premier Doug Ford slammed a group of people protesting coronavirus-related restrictions outside Queen’s Park on Saturday, calling them a “bunch of yahoos.” Dozens of protesters gathered outside of the legislature demanding an easing of restrictions that officials have implemented […]
If you have access to one you might already know this, but your digital assistant (Google, Siri, probably Alexa) will tell you a joke if you ask. I do this sometimes for my own amusement or in search of a joke I can send to my family. Plenty of these jokes are not very good, […]
Just before the world went splat and the idea of going to concerts became a thing of the past, we went to see Tanya Tucker. What a good show! Anyway, during the show, of course she sang “What’s Your Mamma’s Name, Child”. First, the song had its intended effect on me. Then, because I must […]
Written in response to a certain very stable medical genius.
Somebody autotuned a Justin Trudeau press conference into a song. It works surprisingly well, actually. Had the phrase “speaking moistly” ever been used by anyone ever before this? If so, why?
The damn Coronavirus has come for another one. Fountains of Wayne’s Adam Schlesinger Dies from Coronavirus He was only 52. I liked Fountains of Wayne from the first time I heard Radiation Vibe. I think I pretty much wore out my copies of that self-titled album and Utopia Parkway back in the day. I was […]
Carin and I had this idea for a parody of “I’ve Been Everywhere”, but instead of everywhere, you were going nowhere and it would list all the places you could go and things you could do around the house during the Coronavirus lockdown. Not a bad concept if I do say so myself, but the […]
The subject matter is way out of date and it’s not about the Coronavirus, but it’s kind of friggin brilliant. So here’s Randy Rainbow with “Yes! We Have NO Steve Bannon”. It’s a parody of a song written and recorded in the early 1920s called “Yes! We Have NO Bananas”. I first heard it on […]