Get Your Head Out Of Your Annus. And Everyone Else’s, Too

File this one under close enough. Sentenced to 10 and a half years in prison last year for the attempted rape of a boy under the age of 13 was Kristian Annus. Not sure how he wound up looking the way he does in this mug shot, but you kind of hope it was a …

I Think You Should Name Him Cash, As In Hand Over A Bunch Of Your

I’m not going to sit here and tell you that naming a baby is easy. Whatever you settle on, you, and more importantly the kid, are wearing it forever. Clearly, it’s a choice that you’re going to want to get right. And yeah, sometimes it’s nice to have a little help. But if you ever …

Stop Pinching My Johnson

I enjoyed this video. I hope it played at Boris Johnson’s goodbye party, if he had one. He probably did. He seems fond of parties. Aside: I know enough about British politics to understand that part of the reason for Johnson’s resignation was that he lied about his awareness of allegations against an MP that …

No Life Saving Here. Do You Have Any Idea How Hard It Is To Change The Name Of A Town?

Story is months old, but no way I’m passing up the chance to inform you all that the school board in a place called Killingly decided not to host a COVID vaccination clinic at a school there. The Killingly Board of Education shot down a proposition to host a voluntary vaccination clinic on school grounds …

He’s An S Away From Writing A Poem About It

Facing two charges of attempted murder after setting a tent on fire with two people inside of it is Robert Burn. The incident occurred about 4:30 p.m. at a drainage area near The Oaks shopping mall, Ventura County sheriff’s Sgt. Tim Lohman told KTLA. The man, identified as 34-year-old Robert Burn, apparently had a disagreement …

If You Can Walk Around Offering People Nuts, I Can Too

Let’s get the good news out of the way first. Samson Hardridge is a pretty cool name. Unfortunately, the “Hard” part looks like it may be a little too on the nose. According to the complaint, Friday’s incident began when passenger Samson Hardridge, 33, of Lancaster, Calif., got up during the flight to use the …

The Reason For The Season

This is a very sad story featuring a 14-year-old who is no longer with us, but I nevertheless feel it my duty to inform you that someone named Winters has frozen to death. Emotions came to the fore Thursday at the inquiry into Newfoundland and Labrador’s search and rescue system, when a representative of the Department …