This should be your typical Master Criminals tale. Two thieves are caught in the act, they try to flee but can’t because their getaway car has other plans, but then, instead of taking off on foot, they decide to hang out and call someone else for a ride. Indeed, this ought to nestle neatly into […]
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The Only Way To Stop A Good Guy With A Key Is A Good Guy With A Gun
It’s bad enough that this woman shot her own daughter because she came home unexpectedly, but just look at this horseshit. Chief Norman said he tried to think of what advice to give in such a difficult case, “If you realize someone has a gun for protection, and they’re not expecting you — announce yourself when […]
Happy Anniversary, Uncle Dad
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You’ll never catch me doing one of those stupid DNA tests. They’re just far more trouble than they’re worth. Here’s one more reason why. In an emotional letter to Slate’s Dear Prudence podcast, the woman explained how her and her husband grew up in the same small […]
Oliver Dreams Come True!
Some of my dreams have a freaky way of coming true, especially if they involve technology. I had a dream that every few years, after you had customized your computer just the way you liked it, it would forget everything and you had to keep remembering to make backups so you could bring it back […]
Welcome To Ballmart
A 65-year-old Iowa man could spend up to a year in jail if convicted of charges resulting from an incident that saw him riding around a Walmart in one of the store’s electric carts whilst polishing the old pricing gun. Gary Michael Sheriff was accused of indecent exposure when he “exposed his genitals to customers […]
Anita Notherwordforthat Has The Story
These Bizarre Ripoff ‘News’ Sites Have Turned Plagiarism Into A Business Scammers have cooked up a truly strange scheme to leech traffic from journalists. The fact that there are content mills on the internet that exist solely to rip off the hard work of legitimate reporters and writers while putting forth no effort of their […]
Are You Taking The Piss?
I’m curious. Under what circumstances would you accuse somebody of being a drug addict, have him prove to you that he isn’t, and then take this news as such an affront that you feel you must throw the drug test piss cup all over him? Hold on. What’s that? This is Florida? Right. Ok then. […]
United Takes A Break
The cleaning crew seems to have, at any rate. Sam Trail, of Houston, said he and his wife were forced to sit in a seat with fresh vomit on the back, of the seat in front of them, the floor and the seat itself. “The seat in front of me was covered with vomit,” Trail […]
OwMyBalls.com
I’m struggling to figure out how a castration performed in the home of a 74-year-old man with no surgical training whom you met on a eunuch fetish website could go right, but going wrong? No problem there. That’s an easy one. Responding to a Florida residence late Sunday night following a 911 hang-up call, police […]
It’s Ok If Not Everything Is About Coronavirus
So here we have a story about some asshat spitting at a Tim Hortons drive through worker. It’s got something to do with a dust up over payment that they make no effort to help me understand. Had it not been for this line, I likely wouldn’t even have bothered mentioning it. Police say during […]
