That’s The Last Time I Give Someone An Eskimo Kiss

It’s never not funny when you’re watching Cops and you see some guy explaining to the officer that he doesn’t know what might be found in the pants he’s wearing because they’re not his, he’s just borrowing them from a buddy. I feel like perhaps Fabricio Tueros Jimenez may have seen one of those episodes […]

Happy ION LRT Day!

Get ready to ride – ION light rail service starts June 21, 2019! For all your #ReadyToRideION info visit — ION (@rideIONrt) May 8, 2019 It’s like two years late and truth be told I had zero faith in this June 21st date when the region announced it, but today, the new light […]

My Favourite Part Of The Raptors Parade

All that basketball stuff was pretty alright, but I wish to direct your attention to this heartwarming moment. Ontario Premier Doug Ford was greeted with a chorus of boos when he was announced to the crowd at the #raptorsparade. #onpoli #wethenorth MORE: — (@globalnews) June 17, 2019 And it sounds even better […]

Apparently Throwing Money Into Jet Engines Is Kind Of A Thing Now

Somehow, it’s happened again. Another old Chinese lady has thrown things into turmoil by throwing coins into the engines of an airplane she was about to board. And like last time, it appears to have been done for the same reason. Luck. The 66-year-old woman surnamed Wang threw six coins at the engine of a […]

Let’s Fine Homeless People For Being Homeless. That’ll Fix Everything

Maybe I’m the idiot here (lord knows it wouldn’t be the first time), but it strikes me that the sort of people who are going to be sleeping on sidewalks aren’t going to be the sort of people who have $100 just kicking around. B.C. city approves bylaw that would fine people for sleeping on […]

All That Sleeping Around Was Going To Ketchup With You Eventually

A significant other being unfaithful to me is fortunately one of those areas in which I don’t have a lot of experience, so on one hand, who am I to judge Peter Wagman? Perhaps dousing a woman in ketchup while she sleeps is a perfectly reasonable reaction to concerns of infidelity. But on the other, […]

Did He Have Life Insurance? Because That’s Probably Good For Attempted Fraud

Two things here: The headline Authorities: Man who set himself on fire faces arson charge sounds like something I should be reading in a joke or in one of those stupid hoax stories designed to trick people who have neither a good eye nor a grasp on Google. What was this cop thinking? Yes it […]