Every now and then I sit around and think to myself, “self, you have some weird ideas sometimes.” Then I’ll hear about something likethis,and I start to wonder if I’m really all that odd after all. A 38-year-old chinese man has figured out that he can pull a car with his ears while walking on […]
This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever read,and I suggest that you all click over and read it too, even if it’s for no other reason than that this might be your only chance to see the words “sodomizing gremlin” in a serious news article. I’m not even going to try summarizing this […]
Ok, actually it does, but not if we use the Stephen Harper definition of the word. Let me explain. Some of Canada’s war veterans are upset and rightfully so that government officials including Harper and Prime Minister Paul Martin missedSunday’s V-E Day Celebration in Europefor political reasons, specifically the current situation that could see the […]
A small town in Brazil officially declared yesterday to beOrgasm Day. According to the news story linked above, the festivities were intended to improve relationships between the town’s married couples as well as to celebrate the orgasm in all of its forms. the day even included a panel discussion on premature ejaculation which unfortunately ended […]
Welcome to flawed logic 101. Today’s lesson is about a Rubella outbreak. Yup, Rubella. Ya know, German Measles. The thing we’ve all supposed to have been vaccinated against when we were itty bitty. Well a whole bunch of people in a nearby city who are part of a specific religious sect refuse to be vaccinated. […]
Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of theexploding toads,and the latest theory about why it’s happening is prettydisgusting.Don’t eat while reading that, I mean it.
I’m not sure whythis news storymakes me so angry, but it does. Maybe it’s because I’ve never been able to figure out why anybody takes the time to give even a quarter of a shit what a fashion critic thinks about anything. I mean seriously, fashion critic has to be one of the most useless […]
Minneapolis Minnesota’s chief of police wants the government to License the city’s beggars because he feels that something needs to be done to help police deal with aggressive panhandling. I think I can almost understand the logic behind this, but having said that, there are 2 really simple reasons why a system like this would […]
If you’re planning a trip to Germany, you might want to pack a raincoat and a helmet. And no, Helmet isn’t some German guy either. Apparently parks in the city of Hamburg are being faced with a very unusual problem,exploding toads. Nobody seems to know why it’s happening, but over the past 4 days, over […]
This wins the award for funniest thing I’ve read today. Blood type B unlucky for would-be Korean lovers If nothing else it’s nice to know that the rest of the world is more than happy to embrace concepts as stupid as the Atkins Diet.