Maybe We should Do That Here

Turkmen President Bans Lip Synching ASHGABAT, Turkmenistan – He has outlawed opera and ballet and railed against long hair and gold teeth, but now the authoritarian president of Turkmenistan is determined to wipe out another perceived scourge: lip synching. President Saparmurat Niyazov has ordered a ban on lip synching performances across the tightly controlled Central […]

Live From Arkansas, It’s…An Idiot Going To Jail!

Attempting to rob somebody isn’t a great idea at the best of times, but when the person you’re attempting to rob happens to be a television host who is live on the air, it’s even worse. Believe it or not, that’sexactly what happenedin the town of Fort Smith, Arkansas last week. At first, Gary Spirito […]

Me Talk Good, For Serious

First off I want to apologize for my lack of posts over the last few weeks. I can’t promise that things are going to get much better over the next little while because of Summer and circumstances, but come on, at least I’m being honest with you and making an attempt to appear as though […]


Those of us here at the VC would like to send our thoughts and condolences to the victimes, families, friends and anyone else touched by the tragedies yesterday in London, England. We’re a small modest site but we have our loyal British readers. We can only hope that this message finds them safe and that […]

Too Bad There’s Only 1 S In Astrology

Russian astrologer Marina Bai hasfiled a $3 million lawsuitagainst NASA over a recent experiment conducted by the agency that involved smashing a space probe into a comet called Tempel 1. According to Bai, NASA’s reckless actions could not only be responsible for the eventual destruction of the planet Earth, but will also be responsible for […]