This comes fromthe Reuters news service. LONDON (Reuters) – A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey […]
AMMAN – An online romance between a Jordanian man and woman came to a screeching halt when the pair discovered they were husband and wife. Separated for several months, the couple both began seeking an Internet chat room to find new loves. They had no idea that they would find each other. Bakr Melham, who […]
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A german scam artist [I refuse to use the word inventor] has releaseda mobile phone for the dead.No, I’m serious, stop laughing. Ok don’t, but I’m still serious. The phone, which goes by the name Telefon-Engel [which translated into English means Phone Angel], comes in a black box with a loudspeaker that is placed on […]
It appears we’ve been had.
Ok, I don’t know why this makes me bristle so much, but here we go. I was watching the news, and saw something. Some dick has been running around from Tim Hortons to Tim Hortons swiping the Tsunami donation boxes and casually leaving. Ok. But here’s where I start to get mad. First of all, […]
I thought about doing this on the radio, but that would probably be a bad idea, because I know me. Mr Little Penis gives up A Romanian man whose surname means Little Penis has given up trying to change it because of red tape. Constantin Putica, 45, said he had got fed up with trips […]
This comes from Ananova. Dream holiday turns to nightmare A German professor who went on a dream holiday to Costa Rica woke up in an airport departure lounge to find his leg had been amputated. The professor said he had gone to see a doctor at a hospital in San Jose because his left foot […]
I’ll gladly make an exception in this case.
Reno, Nev. – Police received a call for help from a 50-year-old Reno man who said he couldn’t stop bleeding from a self-castration operation. Police and paramedics responded to the call and took the man to the Washoe Medical Center. According to hospital officials, the man had administered a successful castration on himself thanks to […]