>One of these days, Jackie Bibby is gonna die. Why? Because he has a thing for setting records with rattlesnakes. Crawling into sleeping bags with them, holding them by their tails in his mouth, sitting in tubs with them. Look, dude, you have a zillion world records. Quit while you’re ahead…and still alive!
Category Archives: other animals
Why Is It…
Yes I’m stealing something from Steve, but I figured it was the only way this would work. I’ve had a lot of things make me wonder why, so here they are in no particular order. Why is it that the people in a lot of pet stores can’t even manage to have basic social skills? …
Driveways and Playgrounds, And…Bears? Oh my!
Hmmm. When bears pee in your driveway and play on your backyard play equipment designed for your three and four-year-old sons, maybe it’s time to move.
Hey Hidey Ho, Where’d The Old Lobster Go?
This has to be a setup. Somebody really wanted these lobsters to run wild and free. They had to have. In the middle of the night in Stuttgart, Germany, dozens of lobsters who were going to be sold to people to be made into a nice dish made an escape from an Asian supermarket. This …
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More Talk About the Trixter
Well, here I am again, wanting to talk about Trixie. I forgot a few things in my last post, and then, more stuff needed mentioning. I have so much Trixie goodness that I’ve started making lists so I don’t forget stuff. I really hope these aren’t boring to people. Sometimes I wonder if people groan …
Poisonous Stupidity
Ok, why is it that the completely dumb among us do things to themselves that should earn them a Darwin award, but manage to live? The latest moron is Matt Wilkenson. Strike 1. He kept a pet rattle snake.Strike 2. He put it down his throat because he thought it would be funny.Strike 3. It …
You were attacked bya what?
This is just weird. Nancy Campbell and her eight-year-old daughter were walking around in their Oregon neighbourhood when they were attacked by a…Llama? Yep, it was a llama. What’s even weirder is it didn’t escape from a petting zoo. It was someone’s private pet! Wanna know something even weirder? It was diagnosed with the strangest …
Criminal Cat?
Steve and I were talking about ASBO’s because of that story about that man who just loves hospital gowns and he told me about an ASBO being issued to a cat! Yep, it goes meow, claw, spit, hiss, chases string and anything that moves, including the neighbours in this one’s case, and it has a …
No What Allowed?
Wow. It’s not very often that, while browsing apartment listings, you stop dead in your tracks and laugh for five minutes at a listing…after staring at it in bewilderment for another 2 minutes. I’m trying to help a friend find an apartment, so I’m surfing around the newspaper’s classifieds section. I found one listing that …
>I Think Somebody’s A Little Squirrely
>Are squirrels super valuable in Israel? If not, do any of you have another way to explainthis?I hope so, because I’ve got nothin’, at least nothin’ better than mental illness. The victim, whose name was not released, said he was carrying his pet squirrel in his fanny pack when Surami grabbed it and tried to …