Judging from the stores around here some of you could have used this service a couple weeks ago, but hey, it’s never too late. And so I give you How much toilet paper? The simple calculator for how much toilet paper you need to survive the pandemic. Not everyone is able to get to a […]
Category Archives: quizzes ‘n’ shit
The No Rogan Experience
When last we checked in on the state of realistic sounding AI generated human voices, The technology was getting better but still had a way to go before it was going to fool most people. But sitting here today, having just listened to this fake Joe Rogan, I feel very confident saying that my god, […]
The Penis Game Is So Much Fun…That Sounds Wrong
My turn to play the penis game. Mine is based off the album called “Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs”. It’s where the song about googling your symptoms came from. Here we go! Never Google Your Penis (No. Google Randy Orton’s instead. Might as well dredge up another old reference while we’re at it…) Text Message […]
Welcome Back, Penis Game
Not sure how many of you will remember this, but a bunch of us had a lot of really dumb fun back in 2004 with a little thing called the Penis Game. Some of them made it to the main page, but many were lost forever thanks to the great comment purge of 2011. Nope, […]
Finally, A Quiz I Can Ace!
As you may have heard from the people screaming about it online, Ontario’s new PC Government has announced they will be immediately repealing the 2015 Sex-Ed Curriculum, and “temporarily” replacing it with the 1998 curriculum. Which begs the question: What the fuck? But also: could you pass the 1998 sex-ed final exam? Take this quiz […]
Let’s Do A Grammar Quiz
The Globe and Mail has put out a grammar quiz. Apparently it’s the third annual, but this is the first time I can recall having seen it. I did ok. I scored 12 out of 16 which according to them is a well done, but I’m going to go ahead and be mad at myself […]
Pick Of The Litter: A Fun Little Movie About Guide Dogs
I’ve been meaning to write about this movie, but I wanted to see it first. Now I have, so here I go. It’s a documentary about GDB, the school that trained Trix and Tansy, and it’s called Pick of the Litter. It’s the story of five guide dog puppies, and the process they move through […]
Fake News! Or Is It?
Randy Cassingham, A.K.A. the This is True guy, has a game for us to play. Can you tell real news stories from ones that are totally made up? I have no idea why this might be important. I got three out of five, but it should have been four. One I got wrong because it […]
The Donald Trump Insult Match Game!
Let’s play a game. Remember back in January which feels like years ago because everything that didn’t happen within the last five or ten minutes feels like years ago when Donald Trump called a bunch of countries shitholes? That, obviously, was not the first or last time he’s gone out of his way to insult […]
Get To Know Your Friends…A Little Too Well
Let me try and explain the soundtrack. Years ago, my parents got their computers full of nasty viruses and malware, and they were receiving tons of spam. I was trying to figure out how things got so bad, and mom said that one day a pop-up came up asking her to click on the flying […]
