If you need more Kenneth Copeland screaming at COVID set to music in your life, here he is as a short piano tune. Works pretty well.
Category Archives: religion
If The Crazy Old Metal Preacher Says The Pandemic Is Over, Who Are We To Argue?
Clearly, the best way to experience Kenneth Copeland is to not experience him at all. But if you must, listening to his rantings set to metal is a close second. Isn’t that so much better than this? There’s no need to answer that question, but you can explain why the answer is yes if you’d …
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How John Allen Chau Became That Dumb Religious Dead Guy
If you have some time, I suggest that you use some of it on this long, fascinating read on the final days of John Allen Chau. If you find yourself asking who is that, he’s the fellow who made it his life’s mission to contact an isolated by choice civilization in order to enlighten them …
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It Is Time For Coronavirus, Canada
Chris Lindberg: I know that God will protect us and our extremely important prayer event. The world needs us at this time. God: I tried, but you didn’t listen. Why do you suppose I gave you public health guidelines and sent you a warning tornado? Enjoy your COVID, numbnuts. If you’re lucky, maybe I’ll make …
Beyond Crazy
I thought this Rick Wiles fellow was on to something here, but then he kept talking long after the first few seconds had elapsed. When you go to your favorite fast food restaurant, you are going to be eating a fake hamburger. You’re going to go to the grocery store and buy a pound of …
Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned. You’re Grounded, Son
Yes, I know how it’s pronounced. But a fella named Jesus smashed up a church and you honestly think I’m not posting that? Police charged Jesus Jose Arellano with injury to real property. Officers said they found Arellano in the Oakdale Cemetary, which is across the street from Grace Moravian Church, on Tuesday. The Tiffany …
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Religious Michiganders Allowed To Give Each Other Coronavirus
Should be interesting to see how the good lord handles this one. Will he side with the people he created or with the fast moving, highly lethal virus he created? Will he split it somewhere around the middle to keep up his reputation for working in mysterious ways? To find out, keep an eye on …
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Scary Father And The Disappearing Literature
It’s sad that a lover of one series of fictional storybooks containing all sorts of weird magic would be so hard on another series of fictional storybooks containing all sorts of weird magic, but here we are. A Catholic school in Tennessee has removed the Harry Potter books from its library after the school’s priest …
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Congratulations I Guess?
200 pens, 489 days: Cambridge man transcribes the entire Bible by hand Not sure if I’m mellowing in my old age or what, but as much as I want to bury this goober deep beneath the earth for wasting so much time on such a pointless thing, I just can’t do it. At the end …
Religion Makes Itself Hard To Take Seriously…Again
Not that I want to oversimplify things, but religion can be really, really silly sometimes. Like seriously, we’re all so hung up on our dumb rules and traditions that we have to literally fight over who gets to say their prayers at which section of wall? Thousands of young ultra-Orthodox Jews have clashed with a …
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