Remember a few weeks ago when I wrote aboutThe Incredible Popeman comic books and action figures?Well, if that’s just not enough JP2 swag for you, perhaps you might be interested in your very own set ofA Pope for the Ages trading cards. As for me, I’m holding out until I can buy a “My Pope …
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That’s Not Very Nice Of Them
Radio Host Fired For Wondering If Pope Went To Heaven No matter how you feel about some of the more vocally religious people among us, what happened to this guy is just wrong.
And While We’re at it…
When Steve wrote his Jehova’s Witness post, he reminded me of something I thought up a while ago. Do you ever wonder if the Jehova’s Witnesses were the ones who came up with the idea of telemarketing? Think about it. Telemarketers and Jehova’s Witnesses like to harass you in your home, particularly at times when …
Jehovah’s Witness Aptitude Test
If you’ve ever wondered whether or not being a Jehovah’s Witness is for you, here’s ahandy quizthat can tell you. Apparently I’m only 17% capable of being one, since I place too much value on personal freedom of choice and generally don’t like church much, 2 things that signify an attitude problem.
The Incredible Popeman
Here’s proof that all of the best drugs really do come from Colombia. the Pope is going to be starring in his own comic book series. Entitled “Incredible Popeman,” the comics will feature the late JP 2.0 fighting against evil, decked out in his anti-devil cape and special chastity pants, which I’m guessing he wears …
God, the All-Knowing, All-Seeing, All-Powerful Bitch
Sorry for being gone for so long, I really don’t have much of an excuse. For the first part of the week, I just had no inspiration. Then my computer died. Oh it’s very dead and in the shop…I’m so happy I have my old computer still being pretty functional. Anyway, I got thinking about …
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We Make No Sense
My friend Jen sent me an article out of the newspaper. It was about this woman who had some kind of chemical imbalance 15 years ago that caused her heart to stop for a few minutes. They managed to get it started again, but it left her severely brain-damaged. She can breathe on her own, …
Celebrities And Satan Lesson 2: The Anti-Christ Revealed
As you may recall, a few short days ago we learned that S Club 7, a group of 7 British kids who don’t play instruments but somehow still manage to make what some would call music, are evil. And today we will learn that they are not alone. Today, their master in evil is exposed, …
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Ok, Knock it Off!
So I’m sleeping, and I left the TV on. I wake up, and this is the first thing I hear. “More news on the Pope. We take you now to a press conference at the hospital.” A translator is feverishly spitting out the English equivalent to what some Italian guy is saying. What he’s apparently …
Random Bitchfest
I don’t know. I just have a bunch of thoughts, and none of them feel long enough to make posts of their own, so I figured I’d throw them all together to make a bitch stew. So eat up. Ok, some of these were provoked by Steve’s post about the bank machine Braille and the …
