Here’s a tip for any disgruntled employees/employees with job-security issues. Next time you think you’re going to be terminated, unleash your revenge *after* you know you’ve been axed. Oh, and don’t be the only person capable of committing said revenge.
Category Archives: that was dumb
What Am I Gonna Do With Your Tattoo
Yeah, people are dumb. Why do I bother saying that anymore? But here’s another example. Not one, not two, but three women answered their door to find a random dude with a home-made tattoo gun standing there offering them a tattoo, and said yes! Now, quelle surprise, they all have an infection and don’t know …
Stairway To Oops
I shouldn’t be laughing at this, and I feel like a horrible person for laughing, but I am. What is so funny about a guy all ready to go set off a suicide bomb falling down some stairs and setting it off too soon? I don’t know, but I can’t stop laughing. And then I …
The Wheels On the Bus Go…Something Something Something
There’s a part of me that wonders if this is a hoax, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years it’s not to assume that things this stupid are impossible, so… Stagecoach has put together a book of instructions for people who have forgotten how to catch and use busses because they’ve spent …
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Maybe They Should Steal Some Brains
Attention car thieves: If you’re stealing a car to get to your anti-car theft counselling sessions, it’s time to go to jail, boys. I don’t understand why these kids were getting counselling if they’re the worst offenders in the car theft department you can find. And that story about it being too cold to walk? …
The Lights Are On, But Nobody Has A Home
Hmmm. Even though the house is in ruins, what do you wanna bet the bugs are still alive?
They Should Have Idiot Proofed It While They Were At It
A so-called “theft proof” police car worth about £75,000 was stolen from the Berlin Police force recently when 2 officers left it unlocked and unattended with the keys still in the ignition while they tried to chase down a separate car thief. According toAnanova,not only did they wind up losing the car, but the suspect …
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What a Boob! And I’m Not Talking About The Mannequin
Ok, I love this story, both because it involves a guy getting his weener stuck in a mannequin’s boobs, and because British writing is some beautiful stuff. How often do you see the word “whinging” in a news article? Yup, this guy bought a plastic model of a female bust, sold by a company who …
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This Is So Stupid I Don’t Have A Title For It
An unidentified 22-year-old Town of Waukesha man could soon be facing various weapons charges after committingone of the stupidest crimes in recent memory. The trouble started on New Year’s day when a car carrying the man and 2 passengers went into a ditch. A passing police officer offered assistance and allowed the man to sit …
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The Holiday Post AT A Not So Holiday Time
Ok, so it’s January 15 and I’m finally writing a post about Christmas and such. Um, I suck. Hopefully I don’t end up boring people to death. Christmas was actually a pretty good one. Usually, it consists of being run ragged doing a 300-mile trek to see my mom’s side of the family…and then potentially …
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