I Can’t Wait To See My Old Flame…And Then Piss It Out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nZ9IdN53AE A friendly chap by the name of Michael Allen Haag seems to have had himself quite the time during a recent plane ride from Denver to Charleston, according to reports. The people around him? Probably not so much. Witnesses gave an FBI agent these accounts of a harrowing flight from Denver on Thursday night, […]

Another Guy Who Can’t Keep His Hands In The To Himself Position

It’s been a little while since we’ve had to talk about it which is nice, but unfortunately there are still folks trying to be much too nice to their seatmates on airplanes, which is not nice at all. Seriously fellas, let’s cut that shit out. According to the FBI, the 22-year-old victim was traveling Wednesday […]

The Fondling Is A Value-Added Service, But If You Don’t Want It You Can Squish Your Ass In Here

You have a problem with guys boarding airplanes and forgetting the old preschool lesson about keeping their hands to themselves. Do you: A: Ignore it and hope it goes away because how bad can it be, really? The media often overblows things. B: Remind everyone over the loudspeaker during the announcements that it’s not ok […]

Why Grope Someone In Their Seat When There’s A Perfectly Good Bathroom Up Here

I should have made a category for this while I was busy making new categories a while back. It totally needs one. The suspect, 29-year-old Michael Tanouye, was traveling with his mother from Honolulu to Kansai in Japan when he allegedly followed the woman and forced his way into the bathroom. He then tried to […]

Can I Get You A Pillow? Only If You’ll Lay On It With Me

More times than you’d like to think, we’ve covered in flight molestations involving some creep and the random, short straw drawing woman who was probably just in the wrong place at the wrong time. But as best I can tell, this right here will be the first time a passenger decided that not only was […]

Not The Kind Of 2 For 1 Flight Deal Anyone Would Want

It’s thankfully been a while since we’ve brought word of any in-flight gropings. So since this is the human race, you know what that means. Two for one time! Ug. First up you might say is Eun-jong Lee, a 47-year-old professor. According to a criminal complaint sworn by FBI Agent Mary Anne Flippo, Lee and […]

If You’re Going To San Francisco, Be Sure To Wear A Stranger In Your Shirt

This in-flight molestation business is getting to the point where it may need its own tag. I should get around to that whenever it is that I finally make one for United Breaks. Anyway, the latest case took place on a British Airways flight from London to San Francisco earlier this month. The victim was […]

No Sir, The Announcement Said Children Flying Alone Can Get Help On The Plane, Not Help You Get Off On The Plane

Ok seriously now, what’s the deal with guys groping women on planes? Is it some sort of perceived vulnerability thing? A sense that your victim can’t get away and that fuck it, they can’t arrest me in the sky so I might as well go for it? Whatever the reason it seems like it happens […]