You know your lack of sleep is getting to your brain when you’re about to get out of the shower, suddenly can’t remember if you’ve washed your hair and then do it again because you don’t think you can trust yourself to have done it. It’s only like the main thing you went in there […]
Category Archives: thoughts
Greetings From A Restaurant
Greetings from the Jack Astors in which I am day drinking on this unexpectedly beautiful Tuesday afternoon. Seriously, what a great day this is. It’s sunny and pleasant at the end of November just days after a dumping of snow. Hooray for climate change… Or something. I forgot how much I liked the chicken fingers […]
Good Job, Steve!
I’m off to a fine start this morning. I put my shirt on inside out and then went to the kitchen to enjoy a cup of tea that I hadn’t remembered to pour water into. I did catch the shirt thing before I left to roam around the city with Carin’s mom and dad though, […]
We Do It, So Why Can’t They?
Do you ever watch those vet shows on TV and think to yourself this must be what it’s like to be abducted by aliens? I do that all the time, especially during the ones like Dr. Oakley where they go to remote areas to treat sometimes wild animals. Imagine you’re a bear. There you are, […]
How Was Everyone’s Summer?
Serious question. How in the hell is it Seppa-tebby-tebby already? No, scratch that. How are we already half way through it? I’ve learned especially in the last few years that what older people have always said to me about each year going faster than the last is true. 2019 is absolutely the fastest one yet. […]
No, I Am Not Going To Make Myself Sad ON Purpose Once A Year
I think somebody ought to check up on this Nick Douglas fellow and make sure he’s ok, because this is not normal. You Should Feel Sad on Your Birthday This is a Lifehacker article explaining that we should all be sad for a while on purpose on every birthday because we can never go back […]
Who Are These People
Just a few quick questions about human behaviour, if I may. We had a friend staying with us a while ago. While him and I were making breakfast together one morning, he asked me for a fork. I gave him one, of course. I then watched as he started using it to crack eggs rather […]
Have They Ruined Sleeman Honey Brown?
We had a friend staying with us this weekend, and since him and I used to love Sleeman Honey Brown but neither of us had drank one in years I decided to pick some up. Christ, what a mistake. Seriously, if we got one that wasn’t watery *and* funny tasting, we were treated to one […]
Concerts, Dentists And The Damn Website
A few things as I sip on some tea that I’ve just realized I absent-mindedly put sugar in twice. Fuck. I keep forgetting to mention it, but if for a couple of days last week you tried to leave a comment and couldn’t, feel free to try again. I didn’t notice a problem at first […]
Go To Hell, Button Fly Pants
I realize that there may be more important world issues about which to get angry, but right now I wouldn’t mind slapping around the person who came up with button fly jeans, so that’s what we’re going to talk about. No, I don’t own any. I’m foolish sometimes, but I’m neither crazy nor an idiot. […]
