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Shoo Away, 2020, Shoo Away!

I have to explain where the title came from. On one of the last days before the world ground to a halt in March, we babysat the Seppa-Tebby-Tebby nephew for a few hours. Much fun was had by all, being ponies and slops, that’s sloths, playing with toys and other random objects, eating cookies and […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickDecember 31, 2020January 1, 2021Posted inCoronavirus!, thoughts2 Comments on Shoo Away, 2020, Shoo Away!

Relax, Dude. You’re Not Going Anywhere

I need to settle down, but I can’t. Even though I know exactly when and where everything is happening this Christmas, I can’t shake the feeling that I need to do a million things and do them quick. Are all the presents organized? When should I pack? How many changes of clothes will I need? […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferDecember 22, 2020Posted inchristmas, thoughts2 Comments on Relax, Dude. You’re Not Going Anywhere

Delivering A Christmas Post, Because I’m Not UPS

As I sit here the day after Steve’s birthday, I feel a bit bewildered. How did we get here? The year went fast, but it feels especially fast since this year had no great big fun events since March. Wow, I totally suck and never commented on Steve turning 40 last year. I guess to […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickDecember 20, 2020Posted inbirthdays, christmas, Coronavirus!, thoughts5 Comments on Delivering A Christmas Post, Because I’m Not UPS

It’s Fraud-Noticing Time!

Whenever I think about this, this song pops into my head. So about a week and a half ago, I was busily working away when my phone beeped and a weird text showed up. It said it was from my bank and it said that this was a fraud alert and there was a weird […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickDecember 19, 2020December 19, 2020Posted inthoughts, tips and tricksLeave a comment on It’s Fraud-Noticing Time!

I’ll Stay Home For Christmas

This morning I gathered up a big load of Christmas presents, put on my coat and mask and headed downstairs. My mom was waiting for me. We said hello, and then I proceeded to pile my bunch of gifts into her car. When that was done, I stood back as she unloaded several bags of […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferDecember 16, 2020Posted inchristmas, Coronavirus!, thoughts3 Comments on I’ll Stay Home For Christmas

For The Tool Who Stole Our Grocery Cart:

A long time ago, when this blog was much newer, Steve’s trusty laundry basket went missing out of the laundry room of the apartment building where we lived. We thought it was a weird thing to steal, but it was quickly replaced and we rolled our eyes and moved on with life. That incident was […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickNovember 14, 2020Posted inthoughts5 Comments on For The Tool Who Stole Our Grocery Cart:

What Does My Poop Say?

I put off writing about this because the subject matter is kind of gross, but the question enters my mind, so here it is. *hides face* This is so embarrassing. Back a little while ago, when Chadwick Boseman died of colon cancer at age 43, everybody was talking about simple ways you can watch out […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickNovember 1, 2020Posted inthoughts1 Comment on What Does My Poop Say?

Groupon…A Ventilator

I have a question for other people who have Groupon. Does it appear like Groupon is trying to kill us? I have been getting tons and tons of offers that don’t sound very safe, one after the other. tours of Niagara falls, eating in at restaurants, facials and other procedures that mean taking off your […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickNovember 1, 2020Posted inCoronavirus!, thoughtsLeave a comment on Groupon…A Ventilator

I Like This Boat!

Not…gonna…cry…not…gonna…cry…oops! Well…at least this song is happier than the last one. Lyrics are at the bottom of the post in the great chaotic tangle that they are. They’re written chaotically because that’s how they sounded to me. I figured it was time for another update on how we are. Things are as alright as they […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickNovember 1, 2020Posted inCoronavirus!, thoughts1 Comment on I Like This Boat!

How Is Telemarketing Still A Thing?

When I was young, it made sense. We didn’t have call display. Nobody had call display. Whenever the phone rang, we had to answer it. There was as good a chance that your grandma or your dad’s work would be on the other end as there was that you’d end up talking to some fucking […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferOctober 26, 2020Posted inthoughtsLeave a comment on How Is Telemarketing Still A Thing?

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