Serious question. How in the hell is it Seppa-tebby-tebby already? No, scratch that. How are we already half way through it? I’ve learned especially in the last few years that what older people have always said to me about each year going faster than the last is true. 2019 is absolutely the fastest one yet. […]
Category Archives: thoughts
No, I Am Not Going To Make Myself Sad ON Purpose Once A Year
I think somebody ought to check up on this Nick Douglas fellow and make sure he’s ok, because this is not normal. You Should Feel Sad on Your Birthday This is a Lifehacker article explaining that we should all be sad for a while on purpose on every birthday because we can never go back […]
Who Are These People
Just a few quick questions about human behaviour, if I may. We had a friend staying with us a while ago. While him and I were making breakfast together one morning, he asked me for a fork. I gave him one, of course. I then watched as he started using it to crack eggs rather […]
Have They Ruined Sleeman Honey Brown?
We had a friend staying with us this weekend, and since him and I used to love Sleeman Honey Brown but neither of us had drank one in years I decided to pick some up. Christ, what a mistake. Seriously, if we got one that wasn’t watery *and* funny tasting, we were treated to one […]
Concerts, Dentists And The Damn Website
A few things as I sip on some tea that I’ve just realized I absent-mindedly put sugar in twice. Fuck. I keep forgetting to mention it, but if for a couple of days last week you tried to leave a comment and couldn’t, feel free to try again. I didn’t notice a problem at first […]
Go To Hell, Button Fly Pants
I realize that there may be more important world issues about which to get angry, but right now I wouldn’t mind slapping around the person who came up with button fly jeans, so that’s what we’re going to talk about. No, I don’t own any. I’m foolish sometimes, but I’m neither crazy nor an idiot. […]
Dear Jingle Writers:
How has not one of you thought to take Switchin’ To Glide and turn it into Switchin’ To Tide? You’re welcome.
Does This Make Me Strange?
I’m better than I used to be, but I still have a hell of a time getting a good night’s sleep. It often doesn’t take much to wake me up or sometimes even to keep me from getting into a solid, deep sleep in the first place. Staying asleep is generally a much bigger problem […]
One Christmas Down
How’s everyone’s weekend going? Ours has been rather Christmasy. Today we’re heading downtown to take in some of the Christkindl Market. Today is the last day, so if you haven’t been yet or want to go again, get moving. It’s open between 10 and 4 today. It’s a great way to get some unique Christmas […]
I Really Don’t Like Twitter That Much
Ok, so that’s not entirely true. It would be more accurate to say that I have a love hate relationship with it. It’s great when people are being funny or you’re chatting with your buddies or when you’re able to help someone solve a problem, but far too often it’s filled with so much garbage. […]
