Look There She Goes, that Girl Is Sick, No Question

Beauty and the Beast lends itself well to coronavirus parodies, it seems. First it was Wear a Mask, and now we have Little Town. If your memory is failing you, that’s the one where Belle says good morning to everyone and they talk about how odd she is. This time, she’s that guy. You know …

The TV Team Is The Radio Team For Blue Jays Broadcasts This Year…And Beyond?

I’m going to try really hard to give them the benefit of the doubt on this one because circumstances dictate that things probably have to be different, but it’s hard to see the citing of COVID protocols as much more than a convenient excuse for Rogers to phase out dedicated baseball radio broadcasts and never …

The Wednesday Night War Comes To Canada

For the first time ever, Canada is getting a live wrestling war! This would be much bigger news to me personally if we were living in 2001 instead of 2021, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t historically significant if you’re a Canadian wrestling fan. And I suppose if you’re still a crazy person who tries …

Be Our Guest, But Only If You Wear A Mask

If somehow you’re still on the fence about this mask thing, maybe Beauty and the Beast will help. I haven’t heard or thought about this song in ages, but I’m having some serious flashbacks right now. My sister used to watch this movie at least once a day. Good to see it can be used …

Goodbye TSN 1150, Hello BNN Bloomberg Radio

As of Today, Bell has decided that 1150 CKOC will be going from a sports radio station they hardly did anything with and that nobody really paid attention to to a business radio station that they’ll hardly do anything with and that even fewer people will pay attention to. HAMILTON, Ont. (February 9, 2021) – …

Best News Bloopers Of April 2020

These are from the era when we started seeing more and more people broadcasting from home, so unexpected run-ins by pets and youngsters are plentiful. It’s not the funniest blooper compilation I’ve ever seen, but it still has its moments. I particularly enjoyed the little kid playing outside and talking about the weather, the trolls …

I Can’t Drink Lies!

Simply Orange’s slogan is blatantly dishonest. Ok, so a lot of things about orange juice Simply Orange included are blatantly dishonest, but for now we’ll stick with the damn slogan. “What happens in the orange stays in the orange.” Oh really, fools? Your product is orange juice. Orange juice, the very existence of which is …

All Of The Business COVID Commercials AT Once

I realized that everybody’s “in these uncertain times, we’re still here for you, we’re all in this together” ads were pretty much the same, but it’s sort of amazing just how similar they truly are. Corporate Covid-19 response videos are eerily similar. *Cue somber piano music* When a company or brand releases a Coronavirus Response …