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More Olympics Stuff
Yesterday was quite the Olympic day for Canada. Wetook gold and silver in the women’s 2-man bobsleigh or is it bobsled,our women’s short track speedskatersgrabbed silver in the 3000m relay,Clara Hughes smoked the Richmond Oval record in the Women’s 5000M but ended up withthe bronzeafter that record was crushed twice more, and Team Canadaput a …
Adam Growe Was Fun, But I Didn’t Win Any Money
On Saturday, Steve, the shoe thief, another friend and I went to see Adam Growe, the guy who is the host of the Canadian version of Cash Cab. He was atthe River Run Centre. The way it was described sounded super weird. He was going to do a little one-man play, and then some kind …
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He Wanted To Warm Up, Now He Needs To Cool Down!
I want to post this, but I can’t find the words. The only words that come to me are ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Well, you read this and see if you can do better. I’m sure that crew guy will feel guilty for the rest of forever…and he’ll always remember to …
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More Bad Ads
Here we go with a few commercials that have caught our attention. While I was at home, I happened to walk by the TV, which is near the table where we eat. As I did, I heard something to the effect of “You’re in a tropical paradise…when it hits you. The gut-wrenching panic of traveller’s …
Random Thought Post time
I had some thoughts floating around in my head so thought I’d put them down. I don’t know if this is long enough to lock the VO keys for, but hey, it might surprise me. I’m dangerous when I get going. God, all this bullshit with Stephen Harper suspending parliament just so he can avoid …
The Long-Awaited, Long Holiday Post
I always write a post about the holidays. It’s just a matter of when. I’m crazy, and want to get through the easy stuff first before I sit down and crank out a giant epic. But it seems writing the holiday epic has become the thing I’ve done since Steve and Matt let me come …
Thoughts Knocking Around In My Head
I have more random thoughts. I must be in a thoughtful mood since I’m here all alone. Maybe it keeps me from talking to myself if I write on the blog. Na, I’d probably talk to myself anyway, and hey, if I’m talking, I could be talking to the Trixter. What I did find myself …
Grande Death Potto
The story of Andrew Grande choking on a bag of pot he tried to swallow is so completely preventable and so completely dumb. Ok, if you have a bag of drugs on you, why the hell would you try and swallow it? It’s never going to end well. If you do swallow it, who knows …
>If They Think This Is Hard, Just Wait Until They Find Out About The Snowsuit
>Good news for everyone who hasn’t quite got the scarf figured out,the Neckyis coming to the rescue! If you order now you can also get a free lock de-icer, even though it seems a touch odd that somebody who can’t put cloth over themselves without snaps would be able to operate a car door even …
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